How would you prepare for a 5 year prison sentence?

[Fern]

My steps in order:

1. Research which countries do NOT have an extradition treaty with the USA.

2. Choose most desirable country.

3. Practice up on foreign language (if needed)

4. Liquidate assets and transfer funds to foriegn country of choice.

5. GTFO

Fern

 

[Capt Caveman]

Actually, is this Zane Johnson's second account?

 

[summit]

get poppers and lube ready.

 

[brxndxn]

skip town

 

[middlehead]

Originally posted by: slsmnaz
tape up my rear and re-watch the South Park where they learn to poop out their mouths

They shit out their mouths by sticking food up their asses, so no-go on the taping.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Start working out so that I could beat someone up and make them my bitch.

 

[Soundmanred]

Originally posted by: Capt Caveman
Did Zane Johnson get banned here and you are him?

 

[WHipLAsh13]

Originally posted by: NFS4
Learn to touch my toes without bending my knees

Probably should use a broom stick to "open the hole" a little wider to so it doesn't hurt so much.

 

[dbk]

Originally posted by: Fern
My steps in order:

1. Research which countries do NOT have an extradition treaty with the USA.

2. Choose most desirable country.

3. Practice up on foreign language (if needed)

4. Liquidate assets and transfer funds to foriegn country of choice.

5. GTFO

Fern

So what country then?

 

[SKORPI0]

Originally posted by: WHipLAsh13

Originally posted by: NFS4
Learn to touch my toes without bending my knees

Probably should use a broom stick to "open the hole" a little wider to so it doesn't hurt so much.

change "broom stick" to "bottle of coke". :Q

<a target=_blank class=ftalternatingbarlinklarge href="http://answers.google.com/answers/threadview?id=27692">countries that do not have any
extradition treaty with the USA?</a>

 

[arrfep]

Originally posted by: SoulAssassin
I'd throw a party at a local club owned by my Russian mafia cohorts while I try to figure out who it was that ratted me out. Then I'd have my best friend kick my ass so I look hardcore when I go to prison. My Dad would tempt me to run and start a new life but I would decide to serve the time right before the credits rolled.

Don't forget to spend some time reflecting, while profoundly looking over the site of a recent national tragedy.

 

[zanejohnson]

5 years? i'd run for as long as possible and when they caught me i'd do my time...

40 years? i'd disappear, they'd never find me

longest i've sat in a jail was in a county jail was a little over a month, it sucked. i read and worked out to pass time

 

[Fern]

Originally posted by: dbk

Originally posted by: Fern
My steps in order:

1. Research which countries do NOT have an extradition treaty with the USA.

2. Choose most desirable country.

3. Practice up on foreign language (if needed)

4. Liquidate assets and transfer funds to foriegn country of choice.

5. GTFO

Fern

So what country then?

Vanuatu is looking pretty good to me now :thumbsup:

Fern

 

[Gothgar]

Originally posted by: Fern

Originally posted by: dbk

Originally posted by: Fern
My steps in order:

1. Research which countries do NOT have an extradition treaty with the USA.

2. Choose most desirable country.

3. Practice up on foreign language (if needed)

4. Liquidate assets and transfer funds to foriegn country of choice.

5. GTFO

Fern

So what country then?

Vanuatu is looking pretty good to me now :thumbsup:

Fern

so what language are we learning then?

 

[RaistlinZ]

I'm surprised no one has mentioned having lots of crazy wild sex with as many hookers as possible before you go.

 

[richardycc]

I'd widen my anus, so it wouldn't be fun for them, maybe they will then leave my anus alone...

 

[spaceman]

prepare?
by fleeing the country.

 

[ViviTheMage]

fear anal

 

[Fern]

Originally posted by: Gothgar

Originally posted by: Fern

Originally posted by: dbk

Originally posted by: Fern
My steps in order:

1. Research which countries do NOT have an extradition treaty with the USA.

2. Choose most desirable country.

3. Practice up on foreign language (if needed)

4. Liquidate assets and transfer funds to foriegn country of choice.

5. GTFO

Fern

So what country then?

Vanuatu is looking pretty good to me now :thumbsup:

Fern

so what language are we learning then?

I already speak English and French. Looks like I'd be OK until I figured what local language I needed (I assume based on which island your at). If there's tourism, they'll be English spoken - and I bet a bunch of Ozzies have been there.

Fern

 

[mekon]

Originally posted by: RaistlinZ
I'm surprised no one has mentioned having lots of crazy wild sex with as many hookers as possible before you go.

You'd be asking for more than the 7 year itch with that 😛

 

[Wheezer]

learn to enjoy the taste of ass.......with either jelly or syrup.

 

[Perknose]

Originally posted by: Fern
My steps in order:

1. Research which countries do NOT have an extradition treaty with the USA.

2. Choose most desirable country.

3. Practice up on foreign language (if needed)

4. Liquidate assets and transfer funds to foriegn country of choice.

5. GTFO

Fern

What? No postcard?

 

[Rubycon]

Appeal!

 

[tboo]

Get used to jelly and or syrup on your salad

 

[Capt Caveman]

Originally posted by: zanejohnson
5 years? i'd run for as long as possible and when they caught me i'd do my time...

40 years? i'd disappear, they'd never find me

longest i've sat in a jail was in a county jail was a little over a month, it sucked. i read and worked out to pass time

Sure they wouldn't find you. You're not the sharpest tool in the shed.