How would you dispose of a body?

[Cattlegod]

where is the pig option?

 

[natto fire]

Originally posted by: vi_edit

Originally posted by: ThePresence

Originally posted by: JoeKing
I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shite, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig."

You got big issues, man.

I think he snatched that line from somewhere else.

Yes he sure did. Orignally posted by wfbberzerker.


You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig sh!t, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute.[/quote]

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On July 11. Or perhaps both users are the same person?

 

[JoeKing]

Originally posted by: Captain_Howdy

Originally posted by: vi_edit

Originally posted by: ThePresence

Originally posted by: JoeKing
I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shite, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig."

You got big issues, man.

I think he snatched that line from somewhere else.

Yes he sure did. Orignally posted by wfbberzerker.


You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig sh!t, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute.

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On July 11. Or perhaps both users are the same person?[/quote]

Oh nooes you founded me out!!! It's true it's actually an alternate persona I have on anandtech.... either that or wfbberzerker has also seen the movie Snatch. But no that would be too obvious and make too much sense :Q

Hence the expression "You don't know WTF you're talking about"

 

[ShotgunSteven]

Originally posted by: Excelsior

Originally posted by: ShotgunSteve
Other. I live in Alaska, and there is a lot of land that is not accessible except by foot, and considering how huge the state is, that is impractical. So basically pull the teeth, paint the corpse brown and green to blend in with foliage from a distance, drop it out of a small plane out in the middle of a heavily wooded area far from a populated area, and let Mother Nature do the rest.

Excellent idea. However, I think the only issues with this one and the boat 20 miles off the coast idea, is who is gonna fly you? If you have your own plane, sure, but youd have to take off without others knowing, of having a good reason...same with the boat.

No need to take off without others knowing. Alaska has more private aircraft per capita than any other state. Get a license if you don't already have one, then you could just file a flightplan to one of the many outlying villages that are only accessible by air. Drop the body halfway.

 

[clicknext]

Originally posted by: Shockwave
You cant burn a body (Not very well anyways)

I'd just feed it to my wife. She usually prefers live victims, but freshly dead is ok too. Sometimes (rarely) its nice to be married to a demoness.

Hmm, were you one of the lucky ones to get Doom3 early?

 

[hdeck]

chop it up and feed it to the pigs like in Snatch

 

fvckin utah

there's so much barren land there...so many areas where people don't go...so much rock and nothing else



is the pig thing true?

 

[Chronoshock]

I'd chop it into small pieces and each week just put a smallish piece in a couple juice cartons in with the trash. Try to drain the body of blood before doing this or just use black trash bags to avoid arousing suspicion from the trashmen (who don't give a sh!t anyways). This would take a while, but if you wanted to speed it up, just put lots of pieces into small boxes and throw them away in all the trashcans you see. Go for a city dumpster or a restaurant trash dumpster for easy disposal. If you don't want to go through the trouble of chopping up the body and you have access to thermite (it really isn't all that hard, just powdered aluminum, powdered iron oxide, and a suitable source of activation energy like a blowtorch or use magnesium as a catalyst). Cover the body in a nice amount, ignite and then the body is going to be toast, mixed up with iron. Put a good helping in the mouth so that the teeth are completely melted.

 

[natto fire]

LOL. It's been a while since I've seen that movie. Forgot about that part.

 

[Excelsior]

Originally posted by: ShotgunSteve

Originally posted by: Excelsior

Originally posted by: ShotgunSteve
Other. I live in Alaska, and there is a lot of land that is not accessible except by foot, and considering how huge the state is, that is impractical. So basically pull the teeth, paint the corpse brown and green to blend in with foliage from a distance, drop it out of a small plane out in the middle of a heavily wooded area far from a populated area, and let Mother Nature do the rest.

Excellent idea. However, I think the only issues with this one and the boat 20 miles off the coast idea, is who is gonna fly you? If you have your own plane, sure, but youd have to take off without others knowing, of having a good reason...same with the boat.

No need to take off without others knowing. Alaska has more private aircraft per capita than any other state. Get a license if you don't already have one, then you could just file a flightplan to one of the many outlying villages that are only accessible by air. Drop the body halfway.

Gotcha.

 

[DrPizza]

I'd tell you, but then they'd know where to look

 

[Alchemist99]

Bodies are easy just get yourself a 50 gallon drum and some lye and in a couple of weeks you got some nice soup, dump in the river and your problems are washed away

 

[DanTMWTMP]

i'd first have a boat, and kill the dude w/o a bloody mess. once blood is involved, it messes everything up (watched those damn justice blah on discovery channel!?!??!)

oh yeah the dude has to be naked on time of death..just has to be or u'll get his/her clothes' fibers all over your clothes and home and etc and that damn justice files people from discovery channel can find u.


then go out like 100 or so miles north west in the pacific, choke while the person is naked, and plop!!

 

[GiggityGiggity]

to all of you soon to be evil geniuses, be sure to gather lots of hairs, misc fibers/plastics/glass, nail clippings, animal parts/blood/bone fragments, from random people and animals before and after your crime. Mix them with your victim's remains before, during, and after appyling any of the burning/acid/ocean/pig methods described in this thread. contaminating the evidence is just as important as making sure there is none, because you are bound to miss something.

 

[The Wildcard]

ai ya

 

[OCNewbie]

Originally posted by: ajpa123
One night, when everybody in the world is sleepin', I would build a wooden bridge to the moon and dump the body in the Sea of Tranquility and then i would dismantle the bridge before daybreak!

Shhhhh ! Don't tell noone my idea, k people

LOL =)

 

[Deleted member 4644]

Good point giggity

 

[bandana163]

Pigs are the only way to go.
Throw the fresh body into a barn full of hungry, 700-800lbs pigs and let them feast.

 

[ironcrotch]

are u drunk like me bro?

 

[iamme]

Originally posted by: OrganizedChaos

Originally posted by: Nik

Originally posted by: Shockwave

Originally posted by: OrganizedChaos

Originally posted by: Shockwave
You cant burn a body (Not very well anyways)

I'd just feed it to my wife. She usually prefers live victims, but freshly dead is ok too. Sometimes (rarely) its nice to be married to a demoness.

yes you can. wrap it in a blanket and use an accelerent. once the fire is hot enough to liquify the fat it will be absorbed into the blanket and burned. once the fat catches the ress will melt quickly and will burn very hot for a long time. see: nazi fire pits. by wrapping the body in a blanket you can use something known as the wick effect to your advantage.

I said "Not very well"
It isnt like you just start a campfire and tossd a body on there, it takes a damned hot fire to burn a corpse. Have YOU ever tried it? You rlittle get a blanket and a match theory does NOT work.

The body will burn at a LOW temperature for a long time. That's the only way to burn bones. When someone is cremated, their bones do not burn up in 1500 degrees of heat. Bones are ground down into powder and added to the rest of the ashes.

The only way to burn bone is to wrap it in a blanket and light it on fire. Fat will keep the bones burning at a low temp and eventually burn them to dust.

yup your right its a low temp fire, my bad


http://www.fact-index.com/s/sp/spontaneous_human_combustion.html#The%20'Wick'%20Effect


saw this on TV, was cool to watch

i wonder if a burning human will smell good.......it is flesh after all...

 

[DurocShark]

Step 1: Buy cheap chainsaw.
Step 2: Rent boat.
Step 3: Take out to sea.
Step 4: Chop up body in little pieces.
Step 5: Chum water with pieces.
Step 6: Watch whales.
Step 7: Rinse off boat.
Step 8: Have a brewski.
Step 9: Return boat.

 

[obiwaynekenobi]

Originally posted by: CanOWorms
eat it - for breakfast, brunch, lunch, linner, dinner, dinfast!

Mmmmm Yumm.. Rump Roast.

 

[aircooled]

Originally posted by: DurocShark
Step 1: Buy cheap chainsaw.
Step 2: Rent boat.
Step 3: Take out to sea.
Step 4: Chop up body in little pieces.
Step 5: Chum water with pieces.
Step 6: Watch whales.
Step 7: Rinse off boat.
Step 8: Have a brewski.
Step 9: Return boat.

You up for a boating trip?

 

[iamme]

you could hold auditions for a new reality TV show, like Fear Factor.

have the contestants eat the "mystery meat" :evil:

 

[AmerDoux]

Originally posted by: KK
I'd dismember the body into 50 pieces and then put one piece in each state.

KK

I had a police officer once tell me the best way is to dismember the body, knock the teeth out of the head and bury the parts in different counties. If someone were to find one part it is near impossible to locate any more. If they found the head, dental records are out and there is no other body part to use for identifying marks.