How would you dispose of a body?

[vi edit]

Concrete coffin dumped about 25 miles off the coast of the Pacific.

 

[Nitemare]

I normally tell the Repost police and they come and get rid of it for me.

 

[JoeKing]

I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shite, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig."

 

[Nitemare]

Meat grinder and a caterer to the Policeman's ball

 

[ThePresence]

Originally posted by: JoeKing
I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shite, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig."

You got big issues, man.

 

[Schadenfroh]

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[aircooled]

Originally posted by: Nitemare
I normally tell the Repost police and they come and get rid of it for me.

That is so last year....

 

[iamme]

i just thought of the best solution: bury it at a cemetery.

dig up someone's grave and bury the body with it. who would think to look at the cemetery?

 

[vi edit]

Originally posted by: ThePresence

Originally posted by: JoeKing
I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shite, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig."

You got big issues, man.

I think he snatched that line from somewhere else.

 

[JoeKing]

Originally posted by: vi_edit

Originally posted by: ThePresence

Originally posted by: JoeKing
I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shite, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig."

You got big issues, man.

I think he snatched that line from somewhere else.

Noooooo how dare you! You're starting to piss me off.... starting to piss me off. Anger rising, rising, rising!! :|

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: aircooled

Originally posted by: Nitemare
I normally tell the Repost police and they come and get rid of it for me.

That is so last year....

Guess it must have been a slow year for the ATOT mafia

 

[JustAnAverageGuy]

Burn.

Bury the remains after pouring strong acid on the teeth.

 

[Anubis]

wood chipper

 

[Wuffsunie]

Other.

Shread the body, or chop it into nice little bits. Then fish-food them in a nice swap or isolated lake section.

 

[ShotgunSteven]

Other. I live in Alaska, and there is a lot of land that is not accessible except by foot, and considering how huge the state is, that is impractical. So basically pull the teeth, paint the corpse brown and green to blend in with foliage from a distance, drop it out of a small plane out in the middle of a heavily wooded area far from a populated area, and let Mother Nature do the rest.

 

[OrganizedChaos]

i'm not local to anyplace with good crabs.

so i would put it in an air tight container and bring it down to 28+ inches of vacuum. output of vacuum pump would connect into my chimmeny and would only run when oil burner is on. with all the moisture boiled out of the body i imagine it would be like a piece of wood and only 40% of the origional size. i would take the airtight container with corpse inside (together of course to minimize contamination. i would then weld some steal plates up and make an incenerator. chimney of the incinerator will be piped to the chimmney of my house. and burned at night with the house thermostat way up to keep the oil burner goin. i would then vacuum out the remaining ashes and simply dispose of the ashes (which are in a vacuum cleaner bag) into the weekly trash.

now i'm ready for another body

 

[babypanda]

Originally posted by: azncoffeeboi
heavy rocks connected to the body dropped into the middle of the pacific

would that work?

 

[Wex]

Originally posted by: MBony
Sink'em, but no lake, I'm talkin ocean, miles out. They don't look pass 1 mile from shore. 2 weeks is all it takes for decomposition. Don't use cement, use sand. Cement only works in the movies.

Im worried about you and aircooled... You guys are scary.:disgust:

 

[Evadman]

Put it in Minendo's shower.

 

[Tab]

Find a taxidermy specailist and tell him its my long lost relative...

 

[Shockwave]

You cant burn a body (Not very well anyways)

I'd just feed it to my wife. She usually prefers live victims, but freshly dead is ok too. Sometimes (rarely) its nice to be married to a demoness.

 

[Evadman]

Originally posted by: Shockwave
I'd just feed it to my wife. She usually prefers live victims, but freshly dead is ok too. Sometimes (rarely) its nice to be married to a demoness.

Wow, you are so sleeping on the couch tonight

 

[SilentRavens]

Woodchipper...The only way as per Fargo :evil:

 

[ctcsoft2]

is your last name hacking?

are you posting from the hospital??

were on to you...

 

[OrganizedChaos]

Originally posted by: Shockwave
You cant burn a body (Not very well anyways)

I'd just feed it to my wife. She usually prefers live victims, but freshly dead is ok too. Sometimes (rarely) its nice to be married to a demoness.

yes you can. wrap it in a blanket and use an accelerent. once the fire is hot enough to liquify the fat it will be absorbed into the blanket and burned. once the fat catches the ress will melt quickly and will burn very hot for a long time. see: nazi fire pits. by wrapping the body in a blanket you can use something known as the wick effect to your advantage.