How will you mess with an alien civilization...

[Braznor]

Imagine a thousand years from now, when men are gods by reason and knowledge with every secret of the universe having been revealed to us.

So one day, you (Yes, a hypothetical you a thousand years from now) traveling in an intergalactic cruiser happen to chance upon an uncharted world hosting a still primitive form of civilization.

How would you deal with the situation:

Help them advance

or

Play god and mess with their world

or

Do nothing at all and just leave them as they are.

 

[olds]

Rape, pillage and plunder.

 

[PlasmaBomb]

It depends...

Are these the sexy fuckable aliens or are these the face sucking rape you from behind aliens?

 

[eplebnista]

Leave them alone.

 

[Red Squirrel]

I'd probably leave them alone but maybe I'd go check them out and see what they're up to.

 

[Fayd]

Originally posted by: PlasmaBomb
It depends...

Are these the sexy fuckable aliens or are these the face sucking rape you from behind aliens?

i'd use my omnipotent powers to turn them into sexy fuckable 100% female lesbian aliens.

 

[Locut0s]

Originally posted by: PlasmaBomb
It depends...

Are these the sexy fuckable aliens or are these the face sucking rape you from behind aliens?

This is ATOT some may find them the same thing.

 

[destrekor]

Originally posted by: PlasmaBomb
It depends...

Are these the sexy fuckable aliens or are these the face sucking rape you from behind aliens?

This is very important information.

Personally, I'd look at their progress before deciding. Are they all around the world, with only a few small groups advancing? Are all the civilizations making any kind of progress? Or are they like prehistoric man, all tribal-like with no great accomplishments?

If they have actual civilizations and have progressed already, I'd make a visit to one of the more advanced ones. Share with them astronomical knowledge, and maybe make visits more than once to become a God to them. Maybe bring some buddies with me and be their Gods. Will give them a date that's thousands of years into the future as well, and instruct them to construct a calendar that ends on that particular date.

And maybe make a few visits in my flying ship closer to that date, with my far superior scanning technology to see what kind of hysteria, if any, that date that's kind of looming is causing in society. And start trying to make last minute plans as to what exactly, if anything, we'll do on that date.

If they are pissing me off as a species, in their refusal to make important progress? Maybe I'll fling a comet towards them. :laugh: Or I'll make a visit, proclaim they are all idiots, leave them with a few points of knowledge, never to return. Or even just let the date pass, and maybe a few months later make an unscheduled appearance and have some fun.

 

[destrekor]

Originally posted by: Locut0s

Originally posted by: PlasmaBomb
It depends...

Are these the sexy fuckable aliens or are these the face sucking rape you from behind aliens?

This is ATOT some may find them the same thing.

Not if the elbows are pointy though.

 

[compuwiz1]

Tell we come in peace.

If they don't like that kill em and take all their shit :laugh:

 

[cpacini]

I'd follow the prime directive

 

[RaistlinZ]

I would get them addicted to ATOT.

 

[Locut0s]

Originally posted by: cpacini
I'd follow the prime directive

You mean the "F8ck the planets most beautiful women while lording your superior technology over them which you refuse to give them because of your superior morals" prime directive?

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: Fayd

Originally posted by: PlasmaBomb
It depends...

Are these the sexy fuckable aliens or are these the face sucking rape you from behind aliens?

i'd use my omnipotent powers to turn them into sexy fuckable 100% female lesbian aliens.

in your reboot you'd learn to make them at least bi-sexual unless you just like to watch.

 

[zinfamous]

Sneeze and see what happens.

 

[jorken]

Conan, what is best in life?

 

[RichardE]

Originally posted by: Locut0s

Originally posted by: cpacini
I'd follow the prime directive

You mean the "F8ck the planets most beautiful women while lording your superior technology over them which you refuse to give them because of your superior morals" prime directive?

You got a problem with it?

 

[jagec]

I would arm their best warriors with my most futuristic weapons, and then make them fight to the death in an arena for my own amusement.

 

[PieIsAwesome]

Are they edible?

 

[MikeMike]

Id build a large room, large enough to put them all in there, and then id put FBB in the middle of the room.

 

[bunnyfubbles]

Originally posted by: jorken
Conan, what is best in life?

To crush your enemies, see them driven before you... and to hear the lamentation of their women!

 

[Fritzo]

You have to land your ships in remote farm fields once in a while to get a buzz going.

 

[FelixDeCat]

I wouldnt "mess" with them, I would trade with them and/or form an alliance with them. If they werent interested in that, I would respect their decision.

 

[IronWing]

I'd teach them to play chess.





**Edit**
Three (3), yes three, cookies to the first ATOTer to post which SciFi novel that comes from. No, not any version of StarTrek.

 

[destrekor]

Originally posted by: FelixDeKat
I wouldnt "mess" with them, I would trade with them and/or form an alliance with them. If they werent interested in that, I would respect their decision.

You'd be a boring god.
A requirement to be a God is, well... to be the prick of all pricks.

Just mandate that they write into their religious texts that everything you do is to make them better, as a series of endless tests that test faith and worthiness of your love.