How to talk to short people

[Red Squirrel]

 

[BoomerD]

Talk? To short people? For cryin-out loud...Why?

 

[Genx87]

I talk down to short people.

 

[Captante]

Manlets?

 

[Exterous]

Sorry you had be to be 6' or taller as a man to qualify as a 'person'

 

[Captante]

Sorry you had be to be 6' or taller as a man to qualify as a 'person'

Do we at least get to be human?

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Do we at least get to be human?

No. You get to be jockeys.

 

[brianmanahan]

No. You get to be jockeys.

i'd be down with that, i heard jockeys get all the ladies

 

[WelshBloke]

Just carry a box around with you.
You can pick up the little munchkins and set them on the box when you want to talk to them and when you've finished you can set them down, ruffle their hair and they can get on with working in the sweet factory and singing songs or whatever it is that small people do.

 

[Captante]

Just carry a box around with you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCeobgSWJHk

 

[FIVR]

I am exactly 5' 11.75" (1/4th inch from being 6' tall)


Why, God? Why did you curse me so?

They call me "King of the manlets" everywhere I go.

 

[Red Squirrel]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCeobgSWJHk

AND MY AXE!

 

[snoopy7548]

 

[kage69]

We don't need instructions on how to talk to short people. Short guys need instruction on how not to exhibit Short Guy Syndrome.

As in 'remove stick from ass, stop putting your hands on people, and I won't have to leave you in a trash can.' There is something to SGS, because I've seen nights get spoiled when there wasn't even alcohol involved.

 

[madoka]

 

[Exterous]

Do we at least get to be human?

I brought it up at our most recent committee meeting and everyone laughed. I'd take that as a 'No.'

 

[highland145]

lolo..p..lol

 

[BoomerD]

lolo..p..lol

Dude...you havin a stroke? Want me to try to call someone who gives a shit?


Errr....I mean....um....yeah.

 

[Skunk-Works]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KSiyaqnZYs

 

[sandorski]

Just avoid them. All the Tallsplaining gets tiresome.

 

[Mai72]

I'm 5"10.

Thankfully I'm kinda tall.

 

[Red Squirrel]

I'm 5"10.

Thankfully I'm kinda tall.

Around here that's considered manlet. Welcome to the club, I'm 5'6" .

 

[lxskllr]

I'm 5"10.

Thankfully I'm kinda tall.

That's like saying "My IQ is 72, I'm kinda smart"

:^P

 

[TeeJay1952]

I think you need to stop looking down at them!


Sorry never respond and then read thread. This was already pointed out.

 

[Exterous]

I think you need to stop looking down at them!

Good point - we should just all pretend they don't exist