How to talk to short people

[BD231]

After said short person is finished with a sentence you repeat the biggest word they said and say " wow, that's a really big word for you isn't it "

 

[BarkingGhostar]

I sit for a living. You want to engage me, take a seat or get the fuck out.

 

[Mai72]

Around here that's considered manlet. Welcome to the club, I'm 5'6" .

Around here that's considered manlet. Welcome to the club, I'm 5'6" .

LOL.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Around here that's considered manlet. Welcome to the club, I'm 5'6" .

It's Canada, who would even notice? Wear elevator mukluks and a toque with an extra large puff-ball on top and you'll look like normal person.

 

[BudAshes]

 

[BurnItDwn]

I just pick em up and put em on one of my shoulders like an Ent carrying around hobbits.

 

[sdifox]

I carry around a stool. Whenever a manlet wishes to engage me in conversation, I stand on the forementioned stool to make the manlet tilt their neck more. Eventually he'll tire and leave me alone.

 

[bradly1101]

I give no one short shrift based on elevation, how could I? I was 6'4", looking down, but never looking down, but in my wheelchair I'm 5', always looking up, and always seeing smiles.

 

[FeuerFrei]

Thought this thread was about talking to amputees ... NVM.

 

[IronWing]

Thought this thread was about talking to amputees ... NVM.

Hiya skipper.

 

[Skunk-Works]

Wow! He got old! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plZTRRaUov4

And I believe that was the first episode of Family Guy, or near it. I never got to see the first episode of Family Guy on TV when it aired, but I think it aired near Y2K.

 

[Skunk-Works]

Anyone see an old midget? Never in my life seen one.

 

[shortylickens]

Anyone see an old midget? Never in my life seen one.

Malfunctioning thyroid takes years off your life.

Also, they are much more prone to accidents given that things in the world arent really designed for them.
By the same token, lefties have slightly shorter lifespans than righties.

Did you know that?

 

[Skunk-Works]

Did you know that?

Nope!

 

[BudAshes]

Anyone see an old midget? Never in my life seen one.

You don't see many really old giants either.

 

[Skunk-Works]

You don't see many really old giants either.

Well, that I know is do to the heart having to work extra hard.