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How to talk to short people

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After said short person is finished with a sentence you repeat the biggest word they said and say " wow, that's a really big word for you isn't it "
 
I carry around a stool. Whenever a manlet wishes to engage me in conversation, I stand on the forementioned stool to make the manlet tilt their neck more. Eventually he'll tire and leave me alone.
 
I give no one short shrift based on elevation, how could I? I was 6'4", looking down, but never looking down, but in my wheelchair I'm 5', always looking up, and always seeing smiles.
 
Skunk-Works said:
Anyone see an old midget? Never in my life seen one.
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Malfunctioning thyroid takes years off your life.

Also, they are much more prone to accidents given that things in the world arent really designed for them.
By the same token, lefties have slightly shorter lifespans than righties.

Did you know that?
 
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