How to Spot a Masturbator

[ShawnD1]

I so want to click on that first link, but I don't want it in my history 😀

I'll help ya out

I won't post the picture of the woman doing it because it seems more... nice.

 

[Fritzo]

I'll help ya out

I won't post the picture of the woman doing it because it seems more... nice.

You can tell he's black because of how far he has to reach into his pants.

 

[ShawnD1]

You can tell he's black because of how far he has to reach into his pants.

Nah, he's just bending his dick down instead of up.

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

You can tell he's black because of how far he has to reach into his pants.

Err, you can tell he's not black because of his skin

 

[FelixDeCat]

Err, you can tell he's not black because of his skin

Like Michael Jackson? 😱

 

[Tristicus]

It's a site like The Onion.

 

[Fritzo]

Err, you can tell he's not black because of his skin

I think he is. Just a lighter skin tone.

 

[The Boston Dangler]

tough break for handjob.

 

[alfa147x]

Just found out about
Vajazzlin'
D:😱D:

 

[shortylickens]

Just found out about
Vajazzlin'
D:😱D:

That has nothing to do with fapping.

But thanks. I never knew there was a proper word for that.

 

[alfa147x]

That has nothing to do with fapping.

But thanks. I never knew there was a proper word for that.

I noticed a thread on it was locked and Dr.Pizza said something about a christ wire thread already up... thought this was it.

😉

 

[destrekor]

Just found out about
Vajazzlin'
D:😱D:

holy hell

google images is pretty damn hilarious.

Bob&Tom apparently discussed it on air while a girl got it done.
mildly nsfw - skin, but no nether-regions shown.

:biggrin:

 

[Tristicus]

Just found out about
Vajazzlin'
D:😱D:

D:

 

[AnonymouseUser]

"How to Spot a Masturbator"

Is this spotting like in weight lifting? Give them a hand? D:

 

[moshquerade]

Alright, that's just funny :awe:

 

[Miramonti]

From my understanding, its the masturbaters that do the spotting.

 

[kalrith]

"(Masturbation) has a steamrolling effect, encouraging individuals to think more about sex and less about their work at hand."

Pun intended?

 

[Balt]

“What happens to Rover when he dies, Mommy? Will he go to heaven?” This is a question many a parent has heard from a weeping child. It’s heart wrenching but symbolic of the great affection little ones have for their pets. It also belies an early interest in the nature of Christian faith and many will agree it’s a wonderful thing to have your very own youngsters thinking about death and the afterlife.

Recently however, this dead pets issue has gotten much more complicated with the idea that there are “homosexual” or “gay” animals out there who may or may not be entitled to a place in heaven.

http://christwire.org/2010/04/do-gay-pets-go-to-heaven/

 

[Saga]

I just find it funny they used the improper term for regardless.