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How to Spot a Masturbator

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SphinxnihpS said:
What can you do, rub the skin off your cock and bleed to death?
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When I was in the Navy we were out at sea for almost 3 months straight and one dude managed to jerk off so much he ripped the skin a bit. Got an infection. Got drugs. Doc ordered him to stop masturbating. And then made an entry in his medical record.
 
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PottedMeat said:
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Aw... I look like the smug guy. Sad times, but... if you're dissin' on masturbating... you don't know what you're missing out on! :awe:

Damn, guys... even I was thinking that looked like me.
 
shortylickens said:
When I was in the Navy we were out at see for almost 3 months straight and one dude managed to jerk off so much he ripped the skin a bit. Got an infection. Got drugs. Doc ordered him to stop masturbating. And then made an entry in his medical record.
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I meant off. I'm sure you meant sea.

...and WOW!

P.S. Best name of a losing team ever: Off to Men.
 
SlitheryDee said:
"Take sex away from people. Make it forbidden, evil. Limit it to ritualistic breeding. Force it to back up into suppressed sadism. Then hand the people a scapegoat to hate. Let them kill a scapegoat occasionally for cathartic release. The mechanism is ages old. Tyrants used it centuries before the word "psychology" was ever invented. It works, too".

R.A.H.
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lol, that guy clearly doesn't have a degree in history. Maybe a P.hD in B.S.
 
One trick passed on to me is that you can press your nose to a young man’s mattress, inhale deeply and (irregardless of the smell) announce, “That smells like semen.” If the boy’s face turns red and he runs from the room, the evidence is clear."
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/rage
 
I like the "author's" Facebook page... he's a fan of Sarah Palin, Sean Hannity, Fox News, The Old Testament, The Tea Party, clowns, and The Colbert Report 🙂

He's got almost every Christian conservative stereotype covered!
 
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OMFG. RAW CALLOUSED HANDS. HAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAA how much would you have to jack off to tear the skin off your palms?
 
TridenT said:
Aw... I look like the smug guy. Sad times, but... if you're dissin' on masturbating... you don't know what you're missing out on! :awe:

Damn, guys... even I was thinking that looked like me.
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That third guy looks like Harry Potter!
 
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