How to (mentally) prepare myself for a fight? *updated*

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Jzero

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Originally posted by: yobarman
I'd also like to say thanks for a good laugh to all the pansies who had the nerve to ridicule me because of this. Just because your grandmother told you it's alright to cry yourself to sleep after being bullied on in school, doesn't mean it's the right thing to do. As someone wisely pointed out, you're all making it painfully obvious that you're trying to make yourself feel better about yourselves by making your weakness look like a virtue. But unlike you, i'm a man, and as a man, i have an established set of principles, beliefs and values. I have honor. And i would fight and die for that as willingly as i would for a loved one. I'm sorry if you can't grasp that concept

I didn't read this whole thread... actually none of it except the first post, but what a great paragraph. I completely agree with you. You guys on this board completely lack any testosterone. Probably because all the estorgen from your bitch tits has gotten to your brain.

Kick his ass man, if you need some back up, call me up haha

Internet Tough Guys unite! <\m/>
 

Originally posted by: Jzero
Originally posted by: yobarman
I'd also like to say thanks for a good laugh to all the pansies who had the nerve to ridicule me because of this. Just because your grandmother told you it's alright to cry yourself to sleep after being bullied on in school, doesn't mean it's the right thing to do. As someone wisely pointed out, you're all making it painfully obvious that you're trying to make yourself feel better about yourselves by making your weakness look like a virtue. But unlike you, i'm a man, and as a man, i have an established set of principles, beliefs and values. I have honor. And i would fight and die for that as willingly as i would for a loved one. I'm sorry if you can't grasp that concept

I didn't read this whole thread... actually none of it except the first post, but what a great paragraph. I completely agree with you. You guys on this board completely lack any testosterone. Probably because all the estorgen from your bitch tits has gotten to your brain.

Kick his ass man, if you need some back up, call me up haha

Internet Tough Guys unite! <\m/>

I'm like the hulk, I SWEAR!
 

Originally posted by: Richdog
Originally posted by: DivideBYZero
I have honor. And i would fight and die for that as willingly as i would for a loved one. I'm sorry if you can't grasp that concept.

Why didn't you tells us at the start that ur a fvcking Klingon. Now it all makes sense!



LMAO thats a fvckin classic! :D

see sig now:beer:
 

DanTMWTMP

Lifer
Oct 7, 2001
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Originally posted by: FallenHero
Originally posted by: Jzero
Originally posted by: yobarman
I'd also like to say thanks for a good laugh to all the pansies who had the nerve to ridicule me because of this. Just because your grandmother told you it's alright to cry yourself to sleep after being bullied on in school, doesn't mean it's the right thing to do. As someone wisely pointed out, you're all making it painfully obvious that you're trying to make yourself feel better about yourselves by making your weakness look like a virtue. But unlike you, i'm a man, and as a man, i have an established set of principles, beliefs and values. I have honor. And i would fight and die for that as willingly as i would for a loved one. I'm sorry if you can't grasp that concept

I didn't read this whole thread... actually none of it except the first post, but what a great paragraph. I completely agree with you. You guys on this board completely lack any testosterone. Probably because all the estorgen from your bitch tits has gotten to your brain.

Kick his ass man, if you need some back up, call me up haha

Internet Tough Guys unite! <\m/>

I'm like the hulk, I SWEAR!

i want to see some action !! c'mon did you kick his ass already!? ... more fights!!! YEAH!!

c'mon...we love to watch action movies, fighting movies...we innately love to fight >=)

ROAR!

phokking kick his ass already! >=O

 

CrowDog

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Jun 7, 2001
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There is no honor in street fighting.....you must win any way you can...bite if you need to.

My tactics involve liquer and intimidation, Ide say %60 percent of my confrontations have led to the other guy running. I just completley freak out yelling and punching anyone I see...you hit him and all of his friends as quickly and as hard as you can....if he falls...stomp on his head, if you start losinf...pick something up and hit em with it. If you have nothing...then you just lose in style....they may have won but they will not have dont it alone and they will fear the freaky phyco native drunk guy!
 
Dec 28, 2001
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Originally posted by: Rogue
That, or you have to walk up on the ant bastard real quick and punch them dead in their thorax, that'll drop a mother f*cker to all six knees real quick.

But you gotta gather yo' posse before you do that - you never know what those damn ants are up to . . ..
 

Bitek

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UPDATE: I guess i'll provide a little more background information for those who are concerned with the accuracy of the information i have on him. I've got a history with this guy. I used to work with him, and one night, he snapped at me for no apparent reason, and we almost got into a fight. But he didn't strike, so i walked away because i thought it was the smart thing to do. *** However, i no longer think i made the right decision by walking away, simply because there is no way a man can feel good about himself after backing off from a smaller opponent. He got fired several months later for other reasons, and i quit as well, but now he's back, so this is my chance to set things straight. ***
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I have honor. And i would fight and die for that as willingly as i would for a loved one. I'm sorry if you can't grasp that concept.
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Buwahhhahahaha!!! OMG tell me this is a joke, no one would seriously say something so idiotic.
rolleye.gif


"Suh, I say SUH! You have offended my honuh and I demand satisfaction!"

Where do you two donut heads work? Mc Donald's? What moron would hire you two back?


HAHAHA!
Be sure to tell us when this episode airs on "Cops," I'm dying to know how this turns out.
 

Koing

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Oct 11, 2000
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Originally posted by: CrowDog
There is no honor in street fighting.....you must win any way you can...bite if you need to.

My tactics involve liquer and intimidation, Ide say %60 percent of my confrontations have led to the other guy running. I just completley freak out yelling and punching anyone I see...you hit him and all of his friends as quickly and as hard as you can....if he falls...stomp on his head, if you start losinf...pick something up and hit em with it. If you have nothing...then you just lose in style....they may have won but they will not have dont it alone and they will fear the freaky phyco native drunk guy!

lol

Man only fight if he attacks you. Its pointless otherwise. Attack to defend. If he seems like he is going to hit you then deck the mofo. Otherwise leave it.

Who cares with this dude says? Be secure enough in yourself so you can ignore him.......

I don't give a sh!t what anyone says about. I'll bother to do anything if they come to actually fight me. Then you have to defend yourself. Then I just go ape.

Koing

 

Krassus

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Originally posted by: DivideBYZero
I have honor. And i would fight and die for that as willingly as i would for a loved one. I'm sorry if you can't grasp that concept.

Why didn't you tells us at the start that ur a fvcking Klingon. Now it all makes sense!
Oh god... hahah i'm laughing so hard. I think i may have started the funniest thread yet :D
 

imported_Papi

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Nov 15, 2002
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Originally posted by: Krassus
Originally posted by: DivideBYZero
I have honor. And i would fight and die for that as willingly as i would for a loved one. I'm sorry if you can't grasp that concept.

Why didn't you tells us at the start that ur a fvcking Klingon. Now it all makes sense!
Oh god... hahah i'm laughing so hard. I think i may have started the funniest thread yet :D

or geighest... let us decide!
 

Binar

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Originally posted by: Krassus
Originally posted by: DivideBYZero
I have honor. And i would fight and die for that as willingly as i would for a loved one. I'm sorry if you can't grasp that concept.

Why didn't you tells us at the start that ur a fvcking Klingon. Now it all makes sense!
Oh god... hahah i'm laughing so hard. I think i may have started the funniest thread yet :D

from our point of view is funny from yours is sad
 

sash1

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Jul 20, 2001
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Here's my take on this.

I know kung fu and could probably kick most anybodies a$$, albeit I may be quite small and skinny. There have been numerous times throughout my 16 years of living where I would love to just beat the sh!t out of someone who is pissing me off. But instead, I settle to just walking away.

People may say some sh!t or try to make me fight them, but what the heck would beating the sh!t out of them prove? I don't have to prove anything to someone who has no self confidence and has to make fun of others in order to bring their own morale up.

Just because someone says they can kick your a$$ and say sh!t about you, doesn't give you the right to beat him up. If you know that you can beat the crap out of him, great. But you don't have to prove it to the whole world by beating him up.

Though, this is just my take on it. You might be quite a bit more evil then me :D :evil: :p

In closing: it's your choice, but I wouldn't

~Aunix
 

OulOat

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Aug 8, 2002
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Originally posted by: FallenHero
Originally posted by: Richdog
Originally posted by: DivideBYZero
I have honor. And i would fight and die for that as willingly as i would for a loved one. I'm sorry if you can't grasp that concept.

Why didn't you tells us at the start that ur a fvcking Klingon. Now it all makes sense!



LMAO thats a fvckin classic! :D

see sig now:beer:

My sig can beat up your sig :p
 

Brutuskend

Lifer
Apr 2, 2001
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Originally posted by: AunixM3
Here's my take on this.

I know kung fu and could probably kick most anybodies a$$, albeit I may be quite small and skinny. There have been numerous times throughout my 16 years of living where I would love to just beat the sh!t out of someone who is pissing me off. But instead, I settle to just walking away.

People may say some sh!t or try to make me fight them, but what the heck would beating the sh!t out of them prove? I don't have to prove anything to someone who has no self confidence and has to make fun of others in order to bring their own morale up.

Just because someone says they can kick your a$$ and say sh!t about you, doesn't give you the right to beat him up. If you know that you can beat the crap out of him, great. But you don't have to prove it to the whole world by beating him up.

Though, this is just my take on it. You might be quite a bit more evil then me :D :evil: :p

In closing: it's your choice, but I wouldn't

~Aunix

YEAH? Well I know CHING CHING POW!! ;)
 

DivideBYZero

Lifer
May 18, 2001
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But unlike you, i'm a man, and as a man, i have an established set of principles, beliefs and values.

You have the principle of fighting, the belief that you can kick him in and hold value in learning to fight in a computer-centric forum.:D

This is just like shooting fish in a barrel.
 

Ness

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Jul 10, 2002
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Originally posted by: Krassus
But unlike you, i'm a man, and as a man, i have an established set of principles, beliefs and values. I have honor. And i would fight and die for that as willingly as i would for a loved one. I'm sorry if you can't grasp that concept.



I would gladly give my life to save a loved one. But to fight someone over some stupid hot-headed BS, hah, you're a joke buddy. There is a big difference in preventing trouble and looking for it, and you are apparently too stupid to know the difference. Not only that, but you are a neanderthal who has no concept of how to act in society. I'd like to see where your honor is if you wind up in the hospital. I'd like to see where your honor is if you wind up in jail and become someone's prison bitch. You say you have principals and beliefs, but clearly those are nothing more concepts of misplaced vengence to you. If you somehow think that you are smarter and more manly than me or anyone else telling you what a dipshit you are, then go ahead and think that. What you don't realize is that we now all understand WHY this guy is apparently an "asshole" to you. You don't get that it's not him with the problem, it's you. It's YOU that deserves to have your ass whipped.


I hope you get run over by the idiot with that thread about driving his car over 120 in heavy traffic. Kill you, lock him up, make the world a safrer place from morons.
 

DivideBYZero

Lifer
May 18, 2001
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Originally posted by: Jehovah
Originally posted by: Rogue
That, or you have to walk up on the ant bastard real quick and punch them dead in their thorax, that'll drop a mother f*cker to all six knees real quick.

But you gotta gather yo' posse before you do that - you never know what those damn ants are up to . . ..

Wanna learn how to bust up an Ant?
 

Thegonagle

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Jun 8, 2000
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Originally posted by: Krassus
Originally posted by: DivideBYZero
I have honor. And i would fight and die for that as willingly as i would for a loved one. I'm sorry if you can't grasp that concept.

Why didn't you tells us at the start that ur a fvcking Klingon. Now it all makes sense!
Oh god... hahah i'm laughing so hard. I think i may have started the funniest thread yet :D

Aren?t you in jail yet?
rolleye.gif
 

Rufio

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Mar 18, 2003
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Krassus,

I thought your thread was ridiculous, but after your update, you are 100% ridiculous.

Being a man doesn't mean fighting.

Being a man means to have integrity. If you go picking a fight, you'll loose that integrity and you won't be a man...you'll just be a dumb kid looking to get into a fight.

The other person has every right to hate you and voice his opinion. But be a man and walk away. It's a hard lesson, but you will learn from it (trust me, i've been there).