get a huge (multi-farad) capacitor, and find a sports ball, (i.e. volleyball, etc..) that would fit it nicely. While uncharged, secure the cap inside the ball, and also attach about 50 pieces of wire to each of the 2 posts. the other ends of these wires should be soldered to screws which are screwed into the ball from the outside. Make sure to make 2 leads accessible so that you can charge the cap from outside of the ball. You should now have a giant studded ball of death. Charge it, (wearing thick ass rubber gloves) from your ac outlet, or whatever, depending on its voltage requirements. Proceed to throw the ball at small animals, postal workers, etc., and marvel at the way it pops and cracks when it shocks the hell out of them! Ahem.