How to make a matress less noisy?

bolido2000

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The springs are so loud when me and my gf fool around on my bed. Is there any way to make it quieter?
 

kmac1914

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LMAO....I just had to deal with this exact same problem an hour ago....

I second the floor option.
At least, thats the only solution imma give without getting into graphic explanations.
 

dman

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Originally posted by: bolido2000
The springs are so loud when me and my gf fool around on my bed. Is there any way to make it quieter?

Wear earplugs?

<- Obvious. :D
 

bolido2000

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Originally posted by: dahotboykj
LMAO....I just had to deal with this exact same problem an hour ago....

I second the floor option.
At least, thats the only solution imma give without getting into graphic explanations.


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Yeah it sucks
 

TallBill

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to much info chief.. just deal with your damn problem yerself. get creative.. use a blanket.. we dont care
 

RichieZ

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Originally posted by: bolido2000
Originally posted by: dahotboykj
LMAO....I just had to deal with this exact same problem an hour ago....

I second the floor option.
At least, thats the only solution imma give without getting into graphic explanations.

We end up using the floor, but the carpet is kinda rough on her knees.......:D
Anyways...I guess the matress is too soft or something....


rough on her knees eh, what is this doggy style?
 

Marauder-

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Oh yeah - and if it's that good - why dont you buy one of those memory foam mattresses? that shouldn't make spring noises.
 

kmac1914

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Originally posted by: RichieZ
Originally posted by: bolido2000
Originally posted by: dahotboykj
LMAO....I just had to deal with this exact same problem an hour ago....

I second the floor option.
At least, thats the only solution imma give without getting into graphic explanations.

We end up using the floor, but the carpet is kinda rough on her knees.......:D
Anyways...I guess the matress is too soft or something....


rough on her knees eh, what is this doggy style?


it probably was in his case...im sure the rug burns were a b!tch...
lol...my g/f had wall burns on her knees. There's quite the story behind that, though.;)
 

Desslok

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Originally posted by: bolido2000
The springs are so loud when me and my gf fool around on my bed. Is there any way to make it quieter?

Stop using it.

 

rh71

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Sure it's not the box spring ?

Or just grab a sleeping back and lay it on the floor... it'll work well enough. ;)
 

Pilsnerpete

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This reminds me of a time a long time ago when I still smoked the kind. I smoked out in my room and was listening to Denis Leary when an idea hit me. Use the grill lighter I had used a few minutes earlier on the carpet fuzz. So I burn the carpet fuzz. Down to the carpet. Then, I spot a hole in my box spring cover and look inside.
"ooooh, looks like it'll burn!"
Sure nuf. It burned. A little tooo well. So I go out to the bathroom and grab a glass of water. Not enough. Go back and grab some more. On the third trip, my dad, who happened to be sitting in the living room smells something burning. I told him it was paper I was burning and tossing out the window for fun. He almost believed me. So he hauls the bed outside and hoses it down as it's now smoldering on the inside.

This has been A.nother S.enseless S.tory by

:beer:pete