How To Kill a Goose

[us3rnotfound]

In our backyard we have a lake, and we can't even mow our grass anymore because of a damn goose always trying to attack us (no joke). And we found out that they laid eggs behind our house, that's why the goose is so protected.

Anyway, is there any efficient and non messy way to kill this son of a bitch?

 

[minendo]

Aren't these animals protected?

 

[us3rnotfound]

I don't know, but geese are bad, that's for sure.

Besides, we need to finish mowing the back yard, so WTF?

 

[Borracho]

feed them Alka-Seltzer that should do the trick and its fun to watch

 

[minendo]

Originally posted by: Borracho
feed them Alka-Seltzer that should do the trick and its fun to watch

Yeah, real fvcking fun asshat.

 

[JulesMaximus]

20 gauge shotgun would do the trick quite nicely.

 

[GasX]

Your best and possibly only option is to get a dog to harass them until they fvck off to someone else's pond...

 

[Jzero]

Shotgun?

There are actually people you can pay to come around to your place and their dogs will chase the geese away. If you do it long enough, eventually they stop coming back. They are supposed to be migratory, they just found safe places to live along the way and stopped there.

 

[loup garou]

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[Anubis]

shot gun would work, paintball gun will also that will scare them real good, rat poision and Alka-Seltzer are viable options also,
a dog woudl work but then you have to deal with a dog

and im pretty sure they make electronic devices that repel geese

 

[Ynog]

Originally posted by: Mwilding
Your best and possibly only option is to get a dog to harass them until they fvck off to someone else's pond...

That usually is the best solution. I'd watch out for just killing them they are protected in most areas, and in the ones
they aren't you need a hunting license to kill them, and it has to be during hunting season.

Someone like the local animal control would probably be able to tell you what to do or what can be done.

 

[ndee]

Originally posted by: minendo

Originally posted by: Borracho
feed them Alka-Seltzer that should do the trick and its fun to watch

Yeah, real fvcking fun asshat.

we gotta goose lover eh?







goose won't attack you, just hit them back!

 

[cliftonite]

Originally posted by: Borracho
feed them Alka-Seltzer that should do the trick and its fun to watch

I am stupid, what would happen if they took alkaseltzer?

 

[us3rnotfound]

Originally posted by: cliftonite

Originally posted by: Borracho
feed them Alka-Seltzer that should do the trick and its fun to watch

I am stupid, what would happen if they took alkaseltzer?

 

[tranceport]

They can't burp. The gases would expand till the goose splits and gases escape. They do not explode as some will tell you.......

 

[tranceport]

The goose will not kill you. Walk up to the goose. Grab him by the head. Smack him around a bit and let him go. Watch out for the knuckles on the wings he can beat the sh!t out of you if your not careful. You won't die though

 

[cliftonite]

Originally posted by: tranceport
They can't burp. The gases would expand till the goose splits and gases escape. They do not explode as some will tell you.......

:Q

 

[us3rnotfound]

lol, we're just calling animal control i guess...

thanks for the suggestions though

 

[MrDudeMan]

what do you mean by "splits"

 

[minendo]

Originally posted by: cliftonite

Originally posted by: Borracho
feed them Alka-Seltzer that should do the trick and its fun to watch

I am stupid, what would happen if they took alkaseltzer?

Stomach would explode.

 

[Borracho]

Originally posted by: minendo

Originally posted by: Borracho
feed them Alka-Seltzer that should do the trick and its fun to watch

Yeah, real fvcking fun asshat.

wtf is an asshat? is that a sexual position your boyfriend wants to try with you? lol

 

[minendo]

Originally posted by: Borracho

Originally posted by: minendo

Originally posted by: Borracho
feed them Alka-Seltzer that should do the trick and its fun to watch

Yeah, real fvcking fun asshat.

wtf is an asshat? is that a sexual position your boyfriend wants to try with you? lol

Shut the fvck up troll. In your ~1 week of membership you have provided absolutely nothing to the community.

 

[Borracho]

Originally posted by: minendo

Originally posted by: Borracho

Originally posted by: minendo

Originally posted by: Borracho
feed them Alka-Seltzer that should do the trick and its fun to watch

Yeah, real fvcking fun asshat.

wtf is an asshat? is that a sexual position your boyfriend wants to try with you? lol

Shut the fvck up troll. In your ~1 week of membership you have provided absolutely nothing to the community.

I think I answered the question I think you are trolling this post actual so why don't you stfu lol

 

[glen]

Snopes says they won't explode.
http://www.snopes.com/weddings/horrors/birdrice.htm

 

[KK]

Originally posted by: minendo

Originally posted by: Borracho

Originally posted by: minendo

Originally posted by: Borracho
feed them Alka-Seltzer that should do the trick and its fun to watch

Yeah, real fvcking fun asshat.

wtf is an asshat? is that a sexual position your boyfriend wants to try with you? lol

Shut the fvck up troll. In your ~1 week of membership you have provided absolutely nothing to the community.

Umm, he provided a way for this gentleman to get rid of his problem. You, on the other hand, didn't provide any way to get rid of them, so therefore I got to say, "You're fired".

KK