How to Keep Men from Missing the Toilet

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Syringer

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Urinals aren't a problem, but guys can't ever always keep it in the toilet bowl. I don't care about your damn pride, for the sake of cleanliness just sit down and do your business.
 
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isekii

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Originally posted by: Syringer
Urinals aren't a problem, but guys can't ever always keep it in the toilet bowl. I don't care about your damn pride, for the sake of cleanliness just sit down and do your business.
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The toilet bowl still gets messy even if you hit it dead center, due to the splash.
 
Woosta

Woosta

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Hm. I just got the idea of standing DIRECTLY Over the toilet and aiming downward (when not erect) instead of in front of the toilet. Seems to work perfectly. Or is this how I should've been pissing from day 1?

That is, my left leg to the left of toilet, right leg to the right of toilet, pee pee perfectly above.
 
Mo0o

Mo0o

Lifer
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Hard to account for the starting and ending stream trajectories. Especialy the final bursts that come out quick. Always an adventure
 
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amicold

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You should be out front. I seem to have the equivalent stream of a fire hose and splash no matter what.
 
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JC86

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Am I the only guy that finds this mildly offensive? It seems to suggest that we have the brain functions of a chimp and find it amusing the aim our piss at a freaking fly. I normally aim for the holes in the urinals because that seems to minimize the splash back.
 
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Enig101

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Originally posted by: JC86
Am I the only guy that finds this mildly offensive? It seems to suggest that we have the brain functions of a chimp and find it amusing the aim our piss at a freaking fly. I normally aim for the holes in the urinals because that seems to minimize the splash back.
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It's more about the brain's tendency to "lock on" to a target, I think. The fact is, the floor under urinals can get pretty disgusting if it isn't cleaned frequently.

I try to minimize the angle of impact, to reduce splash. I usually aim for the side, or the front edge so that the splash goes inward.

Originally posted by: Bootprint
Originally posted by: spiccloaK
Originally posted by: Rubycon
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Wtf is that about?
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Using a squat toilet
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Wikipedia article is more informative (and less ridiculously ethnocentric): http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Squat_toilet
 
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gamepad

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Originally posted by: spiccloaK
Originally posted by: Rubycon
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Wtf is that about?
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Must be an Asian thing. I visited Korea one time and had to go #2 in one of those.

Edit: It didn't even have any toilet paper... It was a very bad day.
 
Jeff7

Jeff7

Lifer
Jan 4, 2001
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Originally posted by: Bootprint
Originally posted by: spiccloaK
Originally posted by: Rubycon
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Wtf is that about?
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Using a squat toilet
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This is a good time to come up with a title for your experience such as "My Great B.M. Adventure" or "Disgusticon One."
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My Great B.M. Adventure. I think that'd be a great title for a children's story.


I would love to know how to keep men from missing the bottom of the toilet seat - when doing #2. Yes, somehow, the bottom of the seat gets "fouled" considerably when some guys go. People seem to get creative when being slobs.


Edit: Still reading.
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Bill Brasky

Bill Brasky

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I always aim for the area that is closest to parallel with the stream. Minimizing splatter ftw.
 
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