How to Keep Men from Missing the Toilet

[waggy]

Originally posted by: eplebnista

Originally posted by: Bootprint

Originally posted by: Rubycon
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one of the bars around here has a littele house in the toilet. you shoot out the windows and stuff moves. its great when you are slightly drunk

 

[jonks]

what they should do is attach a balloon to the top of the urinal and put a tab near the drain. Hit the tab and inflate the balloon. Pop it and get a prize. Competetive peeing

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: Bootprint

Originally posted by: spiccloaK

Originally posted by: Rubycon
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Wtf is that about?

Using a squat toilet

hilarious.

 

[Demon-Xanth]

It won't stop me from nailing the fly on the cieling.

 

[ShotgunSteven]

Cover the rim and exterior of the toilet with metal plating, then run a current through it. That will keep them on target.

 

[Amused]

Ugh, Mercola: The ultimate Snake Oil salesman of the Internet.

And most often men miss the toilet NOT because of bad aim, but because of broken streams and multiple streams. Men have excellent aim, but if the stream is going off in two different directions one of them is going to miss the toilet and if the stream is diverted sideways aim is meaningless.

I mean, come on guys, how hard is it to aim a penis at the toilet? Not hard at all. But if the stream goes off at weird angles you will miss until you compensate.

 

[Gooberlx2]

Originally posted by: gamepad

Originally posted by: spiccloaK

Originally posted by: Rubycon
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Wtf is that about?

Must be an Asian thing. I visited Korea one time and had to go #2 in one of those.

Edit: It didn't even have any toilet paper... It was a very bad day.

Just be happy you didn't have the runs. :laugh:

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: Syringer
Urinals aren't a problem, but guys can't ever always keep it in the toilet bowl. I don't care about your damn pride, for the sake of cleanliness just sit down and do your business.

A futile endeavor at best, and a complete waste of time.
You aren't aware of the massive spray of mist that occurs when you flush the toilet?

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: waggy

Originally posted by: eplebnista

Originally posted by: Bootprint

Originally posted by: Rubycon
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After a few years

mirrored

blah.

thanks.

ugh



one of the bars around here has a littele house in the toilet. you shoot out the windows and stuff moves. its great when you are slightly drunk

Pics?

 

[thomsbrain]

Originally posted by: Syringer
Urinals aren't a problem, but guys can't ever always keep it in the toilet bowl. I don't care about your damn pride, for the sake of cleanliness just sit down and do your business.

:thumbsup:

When I'm home, I always sit down to reduce the mess. Away from home is a different story.