Originally posted by: Britboy
More than 2 weeks is normal for a white collar job. Your new employer should appreciate that you aren't willing to drop your old company in the sh1t by leaving so quickly. They would want the same respect if you ever decided to leave them.
Originally posted by: DaVortex
I plan to give my Resignation letter (2 weeks notice) to my boss today but I'm a little nervous on how to say it.
Do I just go up to him and say "I need to speak to you for a minute" and then say I would like to put in my resignation letter and hand him the letter. Or is their a more formal way of doing it.
Thanks
Originally posted by: alien42
you could put the notice on their desk and then poop on it, that would be pretty funny
Originally posted by: daveymark
Well, what is the reason people normally bump threads?
Originally posted by: NuclearNed
Grip it between your butt cheeks, then walk in his office backwards.
Originally posted by: EKKC
Originally posted by: Britboy
More than 2 weeks is normal for a white collar job. Your new employer should appreciate that you aren't willing to drop your old company in the sh1t by leaving so quickly. They would want the same respect if you ever decided to leave them.
so is 4-6 weeks too much?
on an unrelated note, how would one go about DECLINING a job offer nicely?
I went to the interview, i didnt like the company and it's too far. now unless they're paying me 6-figures i probably wont go...
Originally posted by: FlakPanzer
Dear Mr.Dumbass,
I have chosen to resign because you're a f*cking douchebag.
I'm sick of you sitting around with your thumb up your ass acting
like you don't need to do sh*t. Oh, and I got pictures of you f*cking
your secretary, I just sent them to your wife. Have fun sitting in a
gutter crying. D*ck face.
Sincerely,
Yo Momma biatch!
Originally posted by: ebaycj
call a whole-department (or whole-company if it's small) meeting. then get up front and start talking.
script:
<quiet> i've put this off for far too long. </quiet>
I regret to announce, this is the end. I'm going now, and I don't think that I shall return. In fact, I mean not to. I wish you all a very fond farewell. goodbye. <disappear>
Originally posted by: ebaycj
call a whole-department (or whole-company if it's small) meeting. then get up front and start talking.
script:
<quiet> i've put this off for far too long. </quiet>
I regret to announce, this is the end. I'm going now, and I don't think that I shall return. In fact, I mean not to. I wish you all a very fond farewell. goodbye. <disappear>
Originally posted by: frankierx
bump
oooo....good idea!Originally posted by: SouthPaW1227
Tell the boss you have some good news, and bad news.
Tell him the bad first: you're quitting.
But tell him the good news is that you switched to Geico and saved a TON of money on your car insurance.