How to explain away a car accident??

[EagleKeeper]

Got into a minor fender bender leaving work. Hit the car in front of me going 5mi hr. Superficial damage. But...But....my supervisor and a friend I work with drove by about 30 seconds after it happened while I was standing outside of my car talking to the other guy. Both of them were laughing, as they should be.

I will get pounded mercilessly tomorrow at work about this. Email chains galore with all sort of funny pics. So whats the most plausible way I can say it wasn't my fault? Think people, think.....

It is your fault - you hit the other vehicle from behind.

Now if you want to lie; state that they rolled backward

 

[Schfifty Five]

Who else thinks OP is only like 22 and at their first job with other new hires around his age?

 

[sourn]

find someone's unlocked computer and send out a coming out email, that will distract them

Lol my nco did something like that to. Though i was logged into facebook and he changed my pic. Since I only use facebook to play games when bored as hell at work it took awhile before I found out.

It's called laughing it off he got me, just like your coworkers will get you. Just make sure you don't miss an opportune time to talk shit when they fuck up lol.

 

[SunnyD]

Tell em all you like hitting it from behind.

That'll give them something to think about.

 

[Ausm]

Say you are gay and you wanted to talk with the other guy to ask him out.

Thx, I just spit my coffee out! :biggrin:

 

[Schfifty Five]

Thx, I just spit my coffee out! :biggrin:

No you didn't.

 

[fleshconsumed]

I have none of the three....

Tell them it was your last night date...