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How to Date a White Woman: A Practical Guide for Asian Men

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Originally posted by: NFS4
Saw this over at FatWallet:laugh:
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Some of the reviews are great:

This book has increased my sexual activity by 4.7% in the last month (2 Mondays ago, I accidently rubbed myself in the shower on the soap holder). Before reading this guide, my daily routine would be: work my normal 14 hour engineering workday at Ebay, drive home to my Mt. View townhouse in my BMW 330i (I have both Cal-BS and Stanford-MS stickers in the rear window), watch some anime, go to bed alone in my DKNY PJs, and ponder how I am worth $1.7M -but got no game!. But NOW, after reading this wonderful book, things have really changed! Instead of anime, I now watch porn and sleep naked between GUCCI silk sheets.
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LMFAO

edit: I am to slow.
 
1 out of 5 stars Pathetic, September 13, 2004

Reviewer: Ignatius Reilly "Ignatius" (New York, New York) - See all my reviews
Asian guys can't even get a cute white woman to be on the cover of a book entitled "How to Date a White Woman". That's just plain sad. That girl on the cover is seriously busted and looks disappointed that her lot in life is being associated with Asian men. Kinda symbolic, don't ya think?




ROTFL
 
If you need to read a book of how to get a woman, you are beyond hopelessness..LOL.

BTW, I have Asian background and I am doing very well with all women, mostly white and hispanic. Just be yourself (decent looking, decent smell, decent job, good sense of humor,and don't be a nerd or a player/gangster).
 
Originally posted by: Svnla
If you need to read a book of how to get a woman, you are beyond hopelessness..LOL.

BTW, I have Asian background and I am doing very well with all women, mostly white and hispanic. Just be yourself (decent looking, decent smell, decent job, good sense of humor,and don't be a nerd or a player/gangster).
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For the clueless and inexperienced, this type of books can be helpful. But as the case with all textbooks, it can only go so far.
 
Originally posted by: pio!pio!
Originally posted by: DAGTA
hahaha, the last review on the page:

"This book has increased my sexual activity by 4.7% in the last month (2 Mondays ago, I accidently rubbed myself in the shower on the soap holder). Before reading this guide, my daily routine would be: work my normal 14 hour engineering workday at Ebay, drive home to my Mt. View townhouse in my BMW 330i (I have both Cal-BS and Stanford-MS stickers in the rear window), watch some anime, go to bed alone in my DKNY PJs, and ponder how I am worth $1.7M -but got no game!. But NOW, after reading this wonderful book, things have really changed! Instead of anime, I now watch porn and sleep naked between GUCCI silk sheets. (still alone -but hopefully not for long!) This weekend, instead of hanging with the boys at the shooting range (sometimes I get hard when polishing my glock), I'm going to go to blue chalk in P-town. There, I will use Adam Quan's TIP #3: Wait till closing, find the drunkest white chick in the bar (they're usually near the restrooms leaning againt a wall), and tell her it's last call and you have plenty of booze at home. Wish me luck! The last time I got laid was 5 years ago, at an Element Party in SF with this gold-digging FOB. It was hot. "
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ROTFL!!
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Originally posted by: pio!pio!
Originally posted by: DAGTA
hahaha, the last review on the page:

"This book has increased my sexual activity by 4.7% in the last month (2 Mondays ago, I accidently rubbed myself in the shower on the soap holder). Before reading this guide, my daily routine would be: work my normal 14 hour engineering workday at Ebay, drive home to my Mt. View townhouse in my BMW 330i (I have both Cal-BS and Stanford-MS stickers in the rear window), watch some anime, go to bed alone in my DKNY PJs, and ponder how I am worth $1.7M -but got no game!. But NOW, after reading this wonderful book, things have really changed! Instead of anime, I now watch porn and sleep naked between GUCCI silk sheets. (still alone -but hopefully not for long!) This weekend, instead of hanging with the boys at the shooting range (sometimes I get hard when polishing my glock), I'm going to go to blue chalk in P-town. There, I will use Adam Quan's TIP #3: Wait till closing, find the drunkest white chick in the bar (they're usually near the restrooms leaning againt a wall), and tell her it's last call and you have plenty of booze at home. Wish me luck! The last time I got laid was 5 years ago, at an Element Party in SF with this gold-digging FOB. It was hot. "
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ROTFL!!
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dayem, he works 14 hours/ day for eBay?

 
why dont we pool the money to buy and then share it (i know it s not that expensive to pool the money, but buying it alone is kinda make one feel stupid about himself. i am just curious bout what it says in the book. LOL
 
Originally posted by: gotensan01
We asian men don't need this book. Our unusually, gigantic shlongs attract all types of women.
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That's why the average is the smallest of all ethnicities. 😉
 
Originally posted by: gotensan01
We asian men don't need this book. Our unusually, gigantic shlongs attract all types of women.
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Thats part of the reason Brothers are ruling the hen houses today. No matter of if their black, white, asian, hispanic, speak english, or speak 5 languages. Combined with our natural genetic giftings along with the honing of other important techniques, we have come full circle. But hey there is plenty to go around 🙂

Will I have Italian or chinese today....choices choices choices
 
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