How to Date a White Woman: A Practical Guide for Asian Men

[NFS4]

Saw this over at FatWallet:laugh:

 

[Mo0o]

LOL, is this a satire or is this being serious

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

No! Stay away from the white women! Stupid asians... stealing all the good white women. NOW who's going to slap me in the face every friday and saturday night at the bar?

 

[NFS4]

Asian guys can't even get a cute white woman to be on the cover of a book entitled "How to Date a White Woman". That's just plain sad. That girl on the cover is seriously busted and looks disappointed that her lot in life is being associated with Asian men. Kinda symbolic, don't ya think?

Asian men play much better on home turf than away. Not even Bruce Lee got a cute white chick. And ever see Lance Ito's wife? Oh, the humanity. Now, "How to Date a White Woman That Actually Went to Her High School Prom" or "How to Convert the Hot Asian Chick That Only Dates White Men" or even "I Don't Want a White Woman, but I Just Want to Know That One Might Want Me", those are books I would buy. Of course all of those books would begin, "Chapter 1: Get Rich Quick"

BUAHAHAH

 

[DAGTA]

hahaha, the last review on the page:

"This book has increased my sexual activity by 4.7% in the last month (2 Mondays ago, I accidently rubbed myself in the shower on the soap holder). Before reading this guide, my daily routine would be: work my normal 14 hour engineering workday at Ebay, drive home to my Mt. View townhouse in my BMW 330i (I have both Cal-BS and Stanford-MS stickers in the rear window), watch some anime, go to bed alone in my DKNY PJs, and ponder how I am worth $1.7M -but got no game!. But NOW, after reading this wonderful book, things have really changed! Instead of anime, I now watch porn and sleep naked between GUCCI silk sheets. (still alone -but hopefully not for long!) This weekend, instead of hanging with the boys at the shooting range (sometimes I get hard when polishing my glock), I'm going to go to blue chalk in P-town. There, I will use Adam Quan's TIP #3: Wait till closing, find the drunkest white chick in the bar (they're usually near the restrooms leaning againt a wall), and tell her it's last call and you have plenty of booze at home. Wish me luck! The last time I got laid was 5 years ago, at an Element Party in SF with this gold-digging FOB. It was hot. "

 

[MaxDSP]

bwahahhahaha:


Asian guys can't even get a cute white woman to be on the cover of a book entitled "How to Date a White Woman". That's just plain sad. That girl on the cover is seriously busted and looks disappointed that her lot in life is being associated with Asian men. Kinda symbolic, don't ya think?

 

[her209]

Originally posted by: NFS4

Asian men play much better on home turf than away. Not even Bruce Lee got a cute white chick. And ever see Lance Ito's wife? Oh, the humanity. Now, "How to Date a White Woman That Actually Went to Her High School Prom" or "How to Convert the Hot Asian Chick That Only Dates White Men" or even "I Don't Want a White Woman, but I Just Want to Know That One Might Want Me", those are books I would buy. Of course all of those books would begin, "Chapter 1: Get Rich Quick"

:laugh:

 

[NFS4]

I just wanted to say that Adam Quan has changed my life around. With his advice, I was able to go from buying old Baywatch cassetes to actually talking to the white lifeguards at my YMCA. I am not scared of them any longer! He gives good advice, like look them in the hair when talking, and not to be too frightened by their over-sized mammaries. Also it's a good thing he reminded me not to talk too much about the 9 kids I want to have one day with her, this scared the last ghost lady I almost had a half-date with! Buy this book, and then buy some long-stemmed roses for your future white wife (Adam says they like long-stemmed roses). -Lucky Yuk

BUAHAHAHA Hey, I got chastised by the mods for making a comment about the size of Asian ladies' mammaries before So that's why the Asian guys are jumping ship

 

[puffpio]

Originally posted by: DAGTA
hahaha, the last review on the page:

"This book has increased my sexual activity by 4.7% in the last month (2 Mondays ago, I accidently rubbed myself in the shower on the soap holder). Before reading this guide, my daily routine would be: work my normal 14 hour engineering workday at Ebay, drive home to my Mt. View townhouse in my BMW 330i (I have both Cal-BS and Stanford-MS stickers in the rear window), watch some anime, go to bed alone in my DKNY PJs, and ponder how I am worth $1.7M -but got no game!. But NOW, after reading this wonderful book, things have really changed! Instead of anime, I now watch porn and sleep naked between GUCCI silk sheets. (still alone -but hopefully not for long!) This weekend, instead of hanging with the boys at the shooting range (sometimes I get hard when polishing my glock), I'm going to go to blue chalk in P-town. There, I will use Adam Quan's TIP #3: Wait till closing, find the drunkest white chick in the bar (they're usually near the restrooms leaning againt a wall), and tell her it's last call and you have plenty of booze at home. Wish me luck! The last time I got laid was 5 years ago, at an Element Party in SF with this gold-digging FOB. It was hot. "

ROTFL!!

 

[Dacalo]

LMAO!!!!!

<--Asian

 

[Daishiki]

i am speechless

 

[luvya]

This thread makes my day

 

[NFS4]

Originally posted by: xUCIxDaiSHi
i am speechless

Translation, you bought the book

 

[glen]

This book has increased my sexual activity by 4.7% in the last month (2 Mondays ago, I accidently rubbed myself in the shower on the soap holder). Before reading this guide, my daily routine would be: work my normal 14 hour engineering workday at Ebay, drive home to my Mt. View townhouse in my BMW 330i (I have both Cal-BS and Stanford-MS stickers in the rear window), watch some anime, go to bed alone in my DKNY PJs, and ponder how I am worth $1.7M -but got no game!. But NOW, after reading this wonderful book, things have really changed! Instead of anime, I now watch porn and sleep naked between GUCCI silk sheets. (still alone -but hopefully not for long!) This weekend, instead of hanging with the boys at the shooting range (sometimes I get hard when polishing my glock), I'm going to go to blue chalk in P-town. There, I will use Adam Quan's TIP #3: Wait till closing, find the drunkest white chick in the bar (they're usually near the restrooms leaning againt a wall), and tell her it's last call and you have plenty of booze at home. Wish me luck! The last time I got laid was 5 years ago, at an Element Party in SF with this gold-digging FOB. It was hot.

 

[FearoftheNight]

Ohhh daddy wassup...so thats why that cute catholic school girl was so friendly to me today! I thought it was that new Axe Body Spray!!!! OMGWTFBBQ I told you I was a pimp!

hahahahahaha....that cover is just sad....

 

[element]

Originally posted by: Nik
No! Stay away from the white women! Stupid asians... stealing all the good white women. NOW who's going to slap me in the face every friday and saturday night at the bar?

Bradruth?

 

[GiggityGiggity]

Let's switch....asian women age better, aren't as prone to obesity, and are easy to deceive into the sack.
white women are the center of the universe, supersize by 30, and require diamonds/6 digit credit limit for a relationship.

 

[DAGTA]

Originally posted by: GiggityGiggity
Let's switch....asian women age better, aren't as prone to obesity, and are easy to deceive into the sack.
AMERICAN white women are the center of the universe, supersize by 30, and require diamonds/6 digit credit limit for a relationship.

Fixed

 

[FearoftheNight]

should taste the rainbow like skittles

 

[ViRGE]

Hey, the White Guys don't have to feel left out; they also have a book entitled How To Attract Asian Women.

 

[DanTMWTMP]

:laugh: ahahha this thread = funny

 

[welst10]

LOL, I saw this topic on the web a while ago but now it's made to book store.

 

[welst10]

Originally posted by: GiggityGiggity
Let's switch....asian women age better, aren't as prone to obesity, and are easy to deceive into the sack.
white women are the center of the universe, supersize by 30, and require diamonds/6 digit credit limit for a relationship.

Who said marrying? the book is about how to score white women, not marrying them.

 

[FuZoR]

HAHAHAHAHAH

 

[dquan97]

hehehe...they should've consulted me first