How To Address Pope?

[olds]

He misplaced something that he thinks I may have something to do with.

Dear Sir doesn't seem right and Dear Pope doesn't either.
Is it Your Highness, Mr Pope???

 

[meltdown75]

Your Papalcy In Pointy Hat,

 

[SandEagle]

+1

 

[techs]

What's up, Bro?

 

[Linflas]

I doubt you want the correct answer which is Your Holiness.

 

[MotF Bane]

Oh Protector of Little Boy Rapists,

 

[olds]

What's up, Bro?

You sure?
"Cause I offended Mother Theresa with "Sup bitch, prom?"

 

[techs]

How To Address Pope?

The Pope
Vatican City
Italy

Don't know the zip code.

 

[Analog]

your pontiffness

 

[meltdown75]

Ultra Pontification Dot Net

 

[Perknose]

He misplaced something that he thinks I may have something to do with.

Dear Sir doesn't seem right and Dear Pope doesn't either.
Is it Your Highness, Mr Pope???

No use in sugar coating this. Tell him the only Cardinal to ever escape your basement was Albert Pujols, and only because his bat was bigger than yours.

As far as addressing him, call him Brunhilde. It sends a deliciously teutonic shiver down his papal spine and he'll give you anything you want in return.

Anything, olds, anything!

 

[BoomerD]

Yer Pope-ness

 

[PepePeru]

Edgar Allen Pope.

 

[Perknose]

With apologies to Tom Lehrer:

You can say anything you want if
You address him as, "Hey Pontiff!"

 

[M0oG0oGaiPan]

Cooper: (putting on the pope hat) Hey, check this out! I'm the pope!
Scott: Cooper... take off the pope hat.
Cooper: Oh, no. It's OK. I'm catholic.
Scott: Take it off, Goddammit!
Cooper: Oh, you took the Lord's name in vain! Only I can forgive you now, my son.

 

[sdifox]

Holly Father?

 

[Sea Moose]

 

[HannibalX]

"To the Holder of the Office of Tyranny"

Sounds about right. I'm glad the Pope doesn't command armies or governments anymore.

 

[Nik]

sieg heil

 

[Phoenix86]

How To Address Pope?

The Pope
Vatican City
Italy

Don't know the zip code.

Vatican City is it's own state, not sure how that affects mail.

 

[Gibsons]

Most Holy

 

[Jeff7]

"Popin' ain't easy!"


Popemaster General

 

[CKent]

"Dear Murderer"

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/mar/17/pope-africa-condoms-aids

 

[Red Squirrel]

Just "Hey dude,". He's just a normal person. I don't know why people treat him like he's God.

 

[compbuilder00]

His popiness or some random gang handshake