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quotes like this is why soccer sucks (and soccer is a term invented by brits, contracting the full name of the sport, association football)
"David Beckham has extraordinary toenails," wrote John Carlin, who interviewed Beckham for Real Madrid TV. "They are incredibly strong, healthy and, above all, thick.
"The arch-angel appeared at 12:15," El Mundo's Raul del Pozo wrote.
"The Real Madrid hymn was sounded and God's ray of light shone as he of the winged feet -- feet that don't smell -- rose on the platform with his ponytail, a white handkerchief in the pocket of his powder blue jacket and with a timid smile on his face."
