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pyonir

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I just remembered this time back in high school. we used to meet at a park and play basketball probably about 3-4 times a week. Well this was this one kid that would play with us, and he was kind of the geeky kid in the group. Well he had to use the port-a-potty once, and while he was in it, we tipped it door down on the ground. :Q:eek:

We let him up fairly soon, and he didn't get any on him...but it was damn funny then. I think back now and can't believe we (i) did that to someone. :Q

 

RegaPlanet

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haha I remember seeing someone have that done to them also only they weren't let out by anyone I saw. No idea how long the guy was stuck in there. Worse things can happen really but thats still pretty bad. Worst things me and my buddies did was usually to property and not so much people. We got into alotta fights, especially the first couple years goin to bars but our early teen years runnin around breakin stuff was the worst. 10-15 of us would run around summer nights with nothing better to do. Do stupid but funny things such as bending soccer nets in the middle so they touch the ground(made it look like a big M) or simpler things in the fall such as ripping down every basketball net and set of christmas lights that came along our path. We'd actually go out and hunt for them on some nights. Come to think of it we all had some serious psychological problems. ah well, nobody is dead.
 

poopaskoopa

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When I was little I shot a kid in the eye with my BB gun. He ended up being OK, but his father was PISSED. I shot my stepsister's cat with the same BB gun and also put the cat in the dryer(though not on the same day). That was a strange day. My best friend at the time was bored, and he suggested that we put the cat in the microwave oven. I, sensing that could get ME killed somehow sometime later, at the same time realizing that's also a horrible thing to do to a cat, suggested a way out. Put the cat in the dryer instead. No heat. Anyway, we put poor Sox in the dryer, and turned it on. He did ok for a few seconds, but eventually he tripped and kept getting caught in the bumps and kept dropping. He managed to get out, and never, ever came close to me again. I was such a prick back then.
 

Wallydraigle

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I helped my sister poison a girl. It's a long story, and while the statute of limitations has probably elapsed, I'm not going to recount it here.
 

rgwalt

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Originally posted by: lirion
I helped my sister poison a girl. It's a long story, and while the statute of limitations has probably elapsed, I'm not going to recount it here.

I don't think there is a statute of limitations on murder/attempted murder/assult ...

Ryan
 

weezergirl

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this memory haunts me to this day. but hopefully by sharing it i will relieve some of the guilt.

anyways, when i was younger i went to chuck e cheese with a group of friends. anyways, i quickly spent all of my coins on that stupid, stupid coin pushing game (the one where you deposit a coin in and it pushes it to the pile of coins and if you are lucky it will push some coins out and you get a bunch back. takes no skill whatsoever yet i am strangely addicted to it). well i was out of money and totally BORED and i saw this little kid, he was possibly four or five and he had just finished playing some game. anyways he accidentally left his cup full of coins on the seat after he finished. i saw the whole thing and after he walked away instead of doing the RIGHT thing and telling him he left the coins I grabbed the the cup and proceeded to spend all of the coins on the dreaded coin pushing game. afterwards i felt so horrible. i couldn't believe i had done that to that little boy. i'm sure i ruined his chuck e cheese trip and his parents probably reprimanded him for being so careless with his money. blahhh :( now wherever i go and there is that coin pushing game i automatically think of that fateful day at chuck e cheese when i stole an innocent little boy's coins.

oh well, if you are that little boy and you are reading this i'm soooo sorry!!!
 

InfectedMushroom

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Originally posted by: pyonir
Originally posted by: Electric Amish

Gee...thanks... :p

amish

is that why you are such a di.....OPINIONATED guy now?


he might be just here on the board. i wonder if he would still be in real life confronted with some of the bigger guys on the forums :)
 

pyonir

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yeah so one time i'm in this chuck e cheese and some a-hole stole all my coins! i turn my back for a second, and they are GONE! i told my dad, and he beat me with a lead pipe. That was the start of my "problems" with keeping sane.


hey...wait a minute!!?
 

Wallydraigle

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Originally posted by: rgwalt
Originally posted by: lirion
I helped my sister poison a girl. It's a long story, and while the statute of limitations has probably elapsed, I'm not going to recount it here.

I don't think there is a statute of limitations on murder/attempted murder/assult ...

Ryan



Yeah, it would depend on what charges I was brought up against, of course. We weren't actually trying to kill her, just make her suffer a little. I used the juices from the root of a Jack-in-the-pulpit, which contains crystals of calcium oxylate. The jagged crystals pierce the cell membranes of the tender tissues in the mouth, and the result feels like chowing down on stinging nettles for about a half hour. I guess you could call that assult, but I was a juvenille at the time anyway, so whatever.

 

pyonir

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Originally posted by: lirion
Yeah, it would depend on what charges I was brought up against, of course. We weren't actually trying to kill her, just make her suffer a little. I used the juices from the root of a Jack-in-the-pulpit, which contains crystals of calcium oxylate. The jagged crystals pierce the cell membranes of the tender tissues in the mouth, and the result feels like chowing down on stinging nettles for about a half hour. I guess you could call that assult, but I was a juvenille at the time anyway, so whatever.
:Q:Q:Q:Q:Q:Q:Q:Q
 

weezergirl

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Originally posted by: pyonir
yeah so one time i'm in this chuck e cheese and some a-hole stole all my coins! i turn my back for a second, and they are GONE! i told my dad, and he beat me with a lead pipe. That was the start of my "problems" with keeping sane.


hey...wait a minute!!?

haha. well, after reading some of these stories. i feel better.
 

Electric Amish

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Originally posted by: InfectedMushroom
Originally posted by: pyonir
Originally posted by: Electric Amish

Gee...thanks... :p

amish

is that why you are such a di.....OPINIONATED guy now?


he might be just here on the board. i wonder if he would still be in real life confronted with some of the bigger guys on the forums :)

So, some big guy is going to beat me up because he doesn't agree with my opinions?

How very mature.

amish
 

Wallydraigle

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Originally posted by: pyonir
Originally posted by: lirion
Yeah, it would depend on what charges I was brought up against, of course. We weren't actually trying to kill her, just make her suffer a little. I used the juices from the root of a Jack-in-the-pulpit, which contains crystals of calcium oxylate. The jagged crystals pierce the cell membranes of the tender tissues in the mouth, and the result feels like chowing down on stinging nettles for about a half hour. I guess you could call that assult, but I was a juvenille at the time anyway, so whatever.
:Q:Q:Q:Q:Q:Q:Q:Q

Yeah, I was a sinister little bastard in my youth:p
 

oLLie

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Originally posted by: lirion
Originally posted by: rgwalt
Originally posted by: lirion
I helped my sister poison a girl. It's a long story, and while the statute of limitations has probably elapsed, I'm not going to recount it here.

I don't think there is a statute of limitations on murder/attempted murder/assult ...

Ryan



Yeah, it would depend on what charges I was brought up against, of course. We weren't actually trying to kill her, just make her suffer a little. I used the juices from the root of a Jack-in-the-pulpit, which contains crystals of calcium oxylate. The jagged crystals pierce the cell membranes of the tender tissues in the mouth, and the result feels like chowing down on stinging nettles for about a half hour. I guess you could call that assult, but I was a juvenille at the time anyway, so whatever.

What did she do to your sister/you?