How mean were you?

[Wallydraigle]

Originally posted by: oLLie

Originally posted by: lirion

Originally posted by: rgwalt

Originally posted by: lirion
I helped my sister poison a girl. It's a long story, and while the statute of limitations has probably elapsed, I'm not going to recount it here.

I don't think there is a statute of limitations on murder/attempted murder/assult ...

Ryan

Yeah, it would depend on what charges I was brought up against, of course. We weren't actually trying to kill her, just make her suffer a little. I used the juices from the root of a Jack-in-the-pulpit, which contains crystals of calcium oxylate. The jagged crystals pierce the cell membranes of the tender tissues in the mouth, and the result feels like chowing down on stinging nettles for about a half hour. I guess you could call that assult, but I was a juvenille at the time anyway, so whatever.

What did she do to your sister/you?

She was annoying.

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: lirion

She was annoying.

You're not friends with Luvya, are you?

PS don't stalk and poison me please.

 

[MrDingleDangle]

we used to drive around when we were bored in our town and we would always end up with garbage in the car...eventually we always ended up throwing it on one of our friends yards who often said he was too busy to come out or we just didnt call....it was always the same kid...sometimes we borrowed other things we found on the street and didnt know what to do with them so we put him on his yard...

then one day he came in to school after the weekend and complained to us about how some @sshole kept throwing garbage on his yard and he was wondering if our other friend (who lived down the block from him and was one of the people doing it) had it happen to his yard...

oh my it was hard to keep a straight face

 

[BatmanNate]

Originally posted by: aphexII

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: BatmanNate
Bastards!!

tell me something i don't already know.

Your mother is a hampster.

And your father smelt of elderberries!

 

[Wallydraigle]

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: lirion

She was annoying.

You're not friends with Luvya, are you?

PS don't stalk and poison me please.

Don't know Luvya. And that was like almost a decade ago. I've never stalked anyone and this is the only poisoning incident ever. I'm not proud of it, well maybe just a little but I'd never admit it, I mean... But anyway I'll never poison anyone else, no matter what, unless they're really, really, annoying.

 

[BD231]

Oy, what a topic!. I'd have to say the worst thing I ever did to a person was in highschool as well. It was a at a home football game and we were loosing by like 3 touchdowns in the 3'rd quarter. Now normally I play on offense but 4 players on our defense were out with the flu so I ended playing linebacker. My coach had pretty much given up on the game because we were so short on players, and he pretty much said "GO FOR THE FOOTBALL". So,the coach had me blitzing on EVERY SINGLE PLAY. Somehow I managed to hit the QB on almost every play that night after I was subed in. Now this QB was about 5'8", 130 to 140 pounds, skinny as a rail, and I'm 6'2" 210, and I was just pounding him like there was no tomorrow!! Of course my coach was loving it, and so was I, but on one play when I was rushing, the running back droped back to block for QB and while he was stepping back I knocked him over backwards while he was off ballance and going straight for the qb. When I hit the QB he had is arm up to throw and I ended up breaking one of his ribs when I hit him, and when he hit the ground he broke his forearm!! I know football is rough, but I felt I felt like a complete a**hole .

 

[Stark]

The worst think I did as a kid happened back in first grade. One kid in my class got cancer or some other disease during the year that confined him to a wheelchair.

Well, one day after he returned to school we started playing and he was chasing me around the blacktop in his little wheelchair. Eventually he cornered me in some bushes so I charged him and pushed his wheelchair backwards. I pushed a little too hard and he flipped over onto the ground and started bawling.

His mom and a bunch of other mothers were around for some reason and they all ran to help him. They looked at me like I was Satan incarnate. I still feel bad about that day.

 

[spanky]

yeah man, u're lucky i wore plastic pants that day!

 

[UberDave]

as$hole. But oh well... i only do that to -good- friends because they know i'm just playing, or visa versa

 

[DaveSimmons]

Originally posted by: pyonir
yeah so one time i'm in this chuck e cheese and some a-hole stole all my coins! i turn my back for a second, and they are GONE! i told my dad, and he beat me with a lead pipe. That was the start of my "problems" with keeping sane.
hey...wait a minute!!?

LMAO!

I was (and am) totally a nerd (thick glasses, bookworm, straight-A, Mensa pin, etc.) so I wasn't in the groups doing the vandalizing / victimizing.

About the "meanest" thing I've done was as a senior in college, a co-worker in the CS dept. computer lab was totally stressed about a mistake he'd made in a job interview and was hoping I'd reassure him about it (I am an Alpha nerd ) and I made some smartass remark instead. Yup, I was eeevill.

 

[gar598]

u a$$hole - these things will come back to haunt you. hehehe