How many times have you fallen into the toilet by having the lid up?

[xanis]

Where's the "zero times" option?

 

[HeXen]

Where's the "zero times" option?

when he fell in the toilet, he accidentally clicked submit before having time to put that option in.
hey it happens...doesnt it😵

 

[RadiclDreamer]

Poll sucks, needs to have a never option

 

[FoBoT]

null

 

[goobernoodles]

I literally lol at every poop related thread or joke I've seen.

I really should work on my sense of humor...

 

[MrPickins]

I dunno what London's toilets are made of, but porcelain ones here are generally cold enough that one finds out pretty quickly if the seat isn't down. Falling in requires a special kind of person, drunk or not.

This.

 

[Suspicious-Teach8788]

ive sat down but it's always been my own toilet. i've done it about twice in the last 4 years. oddly enough i never had this issue before.

but the two times i've done it were in the middle of the night pisses, and i've never fallen in. i realize it by the time i put some weight down and i stand the hell up and fix things asap.

 

[lokiju]

Never.

 

[SlitheryDee]

Never.

 

[Pantlegz]

you forgot to add 0/none to your poll. And that would have been my vote...

 

[superccs]

This is a women fishing thread?

 

[ViviTheMage]

never, I sit on the toilet with the lid up when I shit anyhow....since you asked.

 

[Matthiasa]

Where is the never option?

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Once at my grandparents house when I was ~3 years old.

 

[Jeff7]

Maybe once when I was very young, though no specific memory comes to mind.

 

[Imp]

The hole in the seat is a finite size, and it's uncomfortable to land in any position but 'dead center'. Oh, and wang touch toilet = cut it off, so more incentive to be accurate.

 

[IronWing]

If I understand the question correctly, I don't understand the question.

 

[Shawn]

Uh, never? Fail pole.

this


my wife: lots of times. 😕

 

[KingstonU]

I grew up in a house with two women and I lived with two women in college, so for the vast majority of my life, any time a toilet seat was left up, I was berated for being an inconsiderate dickhole. Consequently, I learned long ago to always put the toilet seat down, which makes falling in while using the toilet very, very difficult.

I thought it was commonly understood that the toilet seat argument is just a way for women to impose control on their men. Women don't often admit this though 🙄

 

[tokie]

The hole in the seat is a finite size, and it's uncomfortable to land in any position but 'dead center'. Oh, and wang touch toilet = cut it off, so more incentive to be accurate.

WHAT? If your wang touches any part of the toilet you would want it cut off?

I don't believe you "never" people so that's why it doesn't exist on the pole. I think perhaps some of you males sit down to urinate, and so never have to worry about the seat being left up. From now on, any "never" response will implicitly be recognized as a sitter-downer.

 

[MotionMan]

Once.

I was 7 years old.

Learned my lesson.

MotionMan

 

[Veliko]

Approximately never.

 

[MotionMan]

Approximately never.

For very high values of 'never'?

MotionMan

 

[Drako]

I've never done this.

How drunk/stoned do you have to be to actually do this?

 

[TwiceOver]

Actually "in"? Never.

My cheaks can discern the difference between procelain bowl and plastic seat.