How many times have you fallen into the toilet by having the lid up?

[cerebusPu]

I grew up in a house with two women and I lived with two women in college, so for the vast majority of my life, any time a toilet seat was left up, I was berated for being an inconsiderate dickhole. Consequently, I learned long ago to always put the toilet seat down, which makes falling in while using the toilet very, very difficult.

i always found this convention annoying, but i respect it when visiting someones place. If i visit a mostly female household I will put the seat back down after i flush. if the lid was down before i used it, i will put it back down.

in my own house i will do whatever i want even if there are more females than males in the house. i piss in one toilet more often than the others so that seat stays up throughout the day.

you can get a toilet seat with a cutout so you can piss and sit without doing anything.

 

[William Gaatjes]

Never. There was a time when I had bad diarrhea and was in such a rush I didn't bother to put the seat down, but I managed to keep my balance.

Looking at your avatar, i assume you experienced a force going upwards because of downward thrust (bad diarrhea) ? :biggrin:

 

[Imp]

WHAT? If your wang touches any part of the toilet you would want it cut off?

I don't believe you "never" people so that's why it doesn't exist on the pole. I think perhaps some of you males sit down to urinate, and so never have to worry about the seat being left up. From now on, any "never" response will implicitly be recognized as a sitter-downer.

Disgusting. Everyone's piss, shit and lies are smeared all over the toilet. I'm a clean freak though, so being THAT "tainted" is worthy of suicide.

Not true, some of us are squatters...

 

[rasczak]

pole is failing.

never.

 

[PingSpike]

Never. I've only ever heard of some women saying this has happened to them as part of the complaint about leaving the toilet seat up. Frankly I think they were lying to make a point, but I suppose its possible they were just huge morons.

 

[PingSpike]

Looking at your avatar, i assume you experienced a force going upwards because of downward thrust (bad diarrhea) ? :biggrin:

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