I fit into this elite class, too.
Didn't even realize the basketball finals were on until someone told me the other day. NBA is to basketball as WWF is to wrestling, almost.
I did intend to watch at least some of the NHL finals, I like good hockey games (esp. college hockey) but frankly forgot or couldn't get control of TV.
As far as baseball goes, I don't think it even belongs on TV. Its an interesting radio sport when you are doing something else. To make matters worse, I live in an area overlapped by the Yankees, Mets and Red Sox. Combined with such things as Turner's station, it seems like sometimes nothing is on but baseball-like back in the pre-cable days.