This is actually funny...my friend and I make fun of this girl all the time (without her knowing of course

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She is this little, tiny, spoiled brat who can get everything she wants and is utterly cruel to her parents and brother...if she would just be nice to them there would be no problems. So she makes up her depression all the time...from stuff that just DOES NOT make sense...such as not having a boyfriend...well, she had 7 in a 9 month period...and a bunch of other BS.
Here are the ways she attempted suicide:
1. Slitting her wrists...with BUTTER KNIVES!
2. Overdosing...on TYLENOL! (heh, my friend and I think that she took two and felt better

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I forgot a few other ways though...I haven't talked to her in 2 years...geez, I talked her out of suicide about 3 times...
EDIT: I personally have thought about it for about 3 seconds total...then I thought, "Why would I do that?! Just so I don't have to deal with life...what kinda coward would do that!? Plus, everyone I know would miss me too much and feel awful and I couldn't do that to them."