How many of you fart when you have to. I mean anywhere?

[BAMAVOO]

I know it sounds bad. A friend of mine farted on his wife kids and mother in law at a resteraunt on Mohters Day.


Would you if you had to?

 

[Anubis]

i fart when i have to. I try to keep it on teh Dl tho. but if its gotta come out its gotta come out

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: BAMAVOO
I know it sounds bad. A friend of mine farted on his wife kids and mother in law at a resteraunt on Mohters Day.


Would you if you had to?

I would rather baer the shame then baer the pain.

so yeah. i would let it rip if it makes me feel better.

 

[SoylentGreen]

I just did in this thread. :beer:

 

[clamum]

Originally posted by: TheEvil1
i fart when i have to. I try to keep it on teh Dl tho. but if its gotta come out its gotta come out

 

[blackdogdeek]

Originally posted by: BAMAVOO
I know it sounds bad. A friend of mine farted on his wife kids and mother in law at a resteraunt on Mohters Day.


Would you if you had to?

he farted ON them or IN FRONT of them? because farting on someone is a punishment saved only for the most vile offenders of our legal system. and for little sisters.

seriously, i always let it out. i don't think it's healthy to keep it in.

 

[BAMAVOO]

Well right beside them. Then blamed his daughter She is 5.

 

[rudeguy]

I fart alot at work...but out in public I pinch it

 

[obiwaynekenobi]

Depends. If I'm at work at home whatever Sure I just let it rip.
At public Depends where I'm at.

If' I'm out with a chick no I' hold it

 

[NetWareHead]

I try my hardest in elevators

 

[numark]

Are we really this strapped for thread topics?

And, I try not to. Doesn't mean I always succeed.

 

[Tom]

there's always the silent one.

 

[Glitchny]

If i really have to i will, i try not to around the female sex since they for some reason think that they dont fart.... which is complete trash since my sisters are the worst things ever

 

[dighn]

i try to hold it in too much in school and often end up with a stomach cramp for the entire day... can't be healthy...

 

[Geekbabe]

I nevar fart

 

[PoPPeR]

i'm an easily embarassed person and farting is like the ultimate embarassment heh. So I always hold it in until I'm around my sisters or someone that wont care... well maybe people in public wouldn't really care either but I dont' want to find out.

I was at the driving range the other day and I was walking past someone and he lets out a huge one... it was disgusting...

 

[nick1985]

Originally posted by: Dead Parrot Sketch
there's always the silent one.

silent BUT deadly

 

[MithShrike]

i R t3h s0oPurr f4r70rZ!

 

[Tom]

'So I always hold it in "

Surprising given your nickname..

 

[SilverThief]

I save em for when my wife gets home.


Or my all time favorite...... Farting really loud down an aisle at the grocery store, knowing that there are people in the next aisle.

 

[zsouthboy]

Originally posted by: SilverThief

Or my all time favorite...... Farting really loud down an aisle at the grocery store, knowing that there are people in the next aisle.

Bahahahah!

 

[Fritzo]

Originally posted by: blackdogdeek

Originally posted by: BAMAVOO
I know it sounds bad. A friend of mine farted on his wife kids and mother in law at a resteraunt on Mohters Day.


Would you if you had to?

he farted ON them or IN FRONT of them? because farting on someone is a punishment saved only for the most vile offenders of our legal system. and for little sisters.

seriously, i always let it out. i don't think it's healthy to keep it in.

And then they said "How could you fart before us?"
and he said "Oh sorry...was it your turn?"

::rimshot::

 

[pillage2001]

Originally posted by: rudeguy
I fart alot at work...but out in public I pinch it

Pinch it?!? But but......won't it whistle?!?!?! :Q

 

[Kev]

i fart whenever i feel like it and have no problem taking credit

 

[stev0]

Originally posted by: TheEvil1
i fart when i have to. I try to keep it on teh Dl tho. but if its gotta come out its gotta come out

same here... depending on who i'm around, but usually it's fair game.