How many of you fart when you have to. I mean anywhere?

[mpitts]

I ripped a big one while reading this thread.. Seriously.

 

[HappyCracker]

Always have someone that looks stinky around, they're always a good scapegoat if neccessary. Blamed it on some kid in high school that way. I wonder if holding it in is good exercise because sometimes them things grow muscles and try to force their way out.

 

[TheCorm]

Originally posted by: Fritzo

Originally posted by: blackdogdeek

Originally posted by: BAMAVOO
I know it sounds bad. A friend of mine farted on his wife kids and mother in law at a resteraunt on Mohters Day.


Would you if you had to?

he farted ON them or IN FRONT of them? because farting on someone is a punishment saved only for the most vile offenders of our legal system. and for little sisters.

seriously, i always let it out. i don't think it's healthy to keep it in.

And then they said "How could you fart before us?"
and he said "Oh sorry...was it your turn?"

::rimshot::

LMAO...got an image of this guy going round to each person one at a time and letting one rip.....

 

[Kyteland]

Originally posted by: Geekbabe
I nevar fart

I have an aunt that claims she never, ever farts. One of these days she will probably explode...

 

[aircooled]

You should smell this server room now

 

[Analog]

Originally posted by: Kiyup
I just did in this thread. :beer:

:Q

 

[SSP]

I know a friend who would fart anywhere. I OTH dont and can wait until I go to a bathroom, just like I would taking a dump or a leak.

 

[aircooled]

Originally posted by: Geekbabe
I nevar fart

...and if you did it would smell like Petunia's

 

[440sixpack]

Heh heh. call me juvenile but I got a good laugh from this thread. :beer:

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: BAMAVOO
Well right beside them. Then blamed his daughter She is 5.

heh i was shopping in wal-mart and i had to let one go. i was near a kid around 8. i let it loose and turned to the kid and said "man couldnt you go to the bathroom and do that!" his mother turned bright red and smacked him upside the head (not hard but enough to get his attention). she started yelling at him about how embarrased she was.

i kinda ran out of the isle laughing. i did feel sorry that the kid got hit. but it was worth it!