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How many nukes to 'take out' Canada????

thats fantastic. I only need one to take out the people who are actually spending time determining these things.
 


<< On another message board we proved that Ohio doesn't exist. >>



Hey, I resemble that remark.

I currently reside in the state of Ohio! Or at least, I think I do. Although one must wonder why Cincinnati's International Airport is actually located in Kentucky. Maybe Ohio doesn't exist after all. Maybe I'm in oblivion.
 


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<< On another message board we proved that Ohio doesn't exist. >>



Hey, I resemble that remark.

I currently reside in the state of Ohio! Or at least, I think I do. Although one must wonder why Cincinnati's International Airport is actually located in Kentucky. Maybe Ohio doesn't exist after all. Maybe I'm in oblivion. >>



you look like a word?!?!
 
We can't take out Canada! This is the country that gave us Bryan Adams....oh wait...nevermind.. 😛
 
Why do people bother figuring retarded stuff like that out? makes me happy to think that in a mere few mins, 11 bombs could be dropped and wipe out all of Canada.. BOOOOOO.... the person who wrote that, or took the time to figure it out, is a freaking homo..
 
bah, it would take one nuke, just hit Toronto and the whole country is pretty much brought to its knees.

But why nuke Canada? they are one of the few countries we Americans can actually stand.
 
All anyone would have to do is hit all the Hockey puck manufacturers. Canada will cease to exist. 😉


BTW,,,,I luv hockey!
 


<< Canada is a myth, like Area 51 >>



What is this "Canada" everyone keeps talking about? I can't find it anywhere on a map.

😛
 
Ha! You Yanks think yer so smart, eh? With yer nukes and bombs and such, eh?

Well we Canadians have a secret weapon, eh?

The first sign of trouble we activate the Covert Enemy Limiting Incessant Noise Emmitter system. Using Diode Interference Omnidirectional Noise attack systems, this C.E.L.I.N.E. D.I.O.N. weapon, which we have already inserted into the U.S. under a cover disguise, will begin to sing a song so sappy, drippy, lovey-dovey, loud and high-pitched you Yanks' heads will pop like zits!


Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha, eh?
 


<< How many nukes to 'take out' Canada???? >>



Who cares? What i want to know is how many nukes would be required to "take out" France, and when do we start? 😉
 


<< Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha, eh? >>

I always thought LaBatts and Molson were the Path to Canadian Domination of the US, errr, maybe thats just me.
 


<< Who cares? What i want to know is how many nukes would be required to "take out" France, and when do we start? >>

you dont need to 'take out' France, just walk in there, they will surrender, then make them your slave society, piece of cake.
 


<< I always thought LaBatts and Molson were the Path to Canadian Domination of the US, errr, maybe thats just me. >>



All part of operation CELINE my friend... you see - any Canadian beer headed to the states goes through a process:

1) It gets watered down a lot. Americans are used to Bud Dry, and Pabst Blue Ribbon Light -> They could not handle undiluted Canadian Beer, and if they survived such an encounter they would be hooked and invade us for more beer.

2) We add a secret mind-control chemical that makes Americans think "Hey, I like that Celine Dion song... 'Lala..something...heart wiiiilll gooo ooooooooooooonnnnnn". Thats support for the CELINE cover disguise story.


All part of the master plan friend, along with the subliminal messages Alex Trebek puts into the Jeopardy questions, and our work at dumbing down America with Jim Carrey and Pamela Anderson.

Interesting Fact: Our fist attempt at the CELINE project used Canadian actor William Shatner as the delivery weapon. But it was too much, and his devastating singing weapon was too obvious.

 
i thought all we needed were a few cap guns and a slingshot to conquer canada.



but seriously, is it really necessary to create a computer program to tell you that if you destroy all of a nation's major cities, they're S.O.L? seems pretty pointless to me.
 
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