Ha! You Yanks think yer so smart, eh? With yer nukes and bombs and such, eh?
Well we Canadians have a secret weapon, eh?
The first sign of trouble we activate the Covert Enemy Limiting Incessant Noise Emmitter system. Using Diode Interference Omnidirectional Noise attack systems, this C.E.L.I.N.E. D.I.O.N. weapon, which we have already inserted into the U.S. under a cover disguise, will begin to sing a song so sappy, drippy, lovey-dovey, loud and high-pitched you Yanks' heads will pop like zits!
Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha, eh?