How long do you think you'd last in prison?

[Epic Fail]

Do you get internet? It makes a big difference.

 

[jpeyton]

Wow, looking at this thread it would seem half our prison population dies by murder or suicide.

 

[jpeyton]

Originally posted by: sonambulo
As long as I had to. I would kill or maim until my last ounce of strength remained to avoid becoming someone else's bitch.

Famous last words.

If you want to stay safe, just repeat after me:

"Sodomy does not make me gay."

 

[SlitheryDee]

Until my sentence is up. By whatever means necessary.

 

[Kelemvor]

Not very long.

 

[theprodigalrebel]

I'd befriend the 6'5" 300lbs bible-thumping, morally-righteous, sodomy-is-evil bald guy. I've got people skills. I'd deliver the LULZ and he'd protect me. We would totally be BFF.

 

[buck]

Id be butt-raped on the bus ride to jail. Thats about how long I would guess.

 

[Lithium381]

i'd find the biggest guy in the yard and go bust his fusking teeth out.......make him my bitch.....the chain of life goes down from me.....

 

[manowar821]

I'd kill and maim until I got away or was killed in the process, BEFORE I even got to prison. That said, I would never do anything that I would deam necessary of a prison sentence, so if someone wants me in prison, they want me in prison for BS reasons. Thus my fight or die attitude.

 

[RESmonkey]

Fuck prison. I'd never go.

 

[imported_weadjust]

My next door neighbors son did 3 years. He is a little white guy. He said the worst part of prison was the boredom and lack of privacy. It was a newer prison with pod system. Said it was like living in all male college dorm that you could never leave. Lots of TV, cards, and weight lifting.

 

[jpeyton]

Originally posted by: manowar821
I'd kill and maim until I got away or was killed in the process, BEFORE I even got to prison.

Look at all the internet badasses come out of the woodwork.

 

[FoBoT]

10 minutes

i'd try to get solitary , i'd be fine by myself

 

[overst33r]

you guys are cute

 

[coldmeat]

Originally posted by: mariok2006
you guys are cute

Saying that is what will get you killed in prison.

 

[oiprocs]

I'm from Iraq. Either they'll think I'm Osama's nephew and leave me the fuck alone, or they'll decide to exact revenge on me for "terrorism".

I think prison might be cool. Save for the potential expansion of an orifice, I could read a lot and expand my mind, work out and get all muscular, and make friends with people who could sneak sh!t in. It'd be an excellent humbling experience.

 

[overst33r]

Originally posted by: coldmeat

Originally posted by: mariok2006
you guys are cute

Saying that is what will get you killed in prison.

fuck that... ill try to keep them busy with riddles and shit and tell them that if they solve them they will become superman

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: Ns1

Originally posted by: jpeyton

Originally posted by: Ns1
I'd become a swordsmith and make shanks for people in exchange for protection

Guess where shank-makers hide their product when guards do random searches?

Hope you got some lube.

Well, if you're in ISO you can't get assraped now, can you?

cops love assraping prisoners.

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: coldmeat

Originally posted by: mariok2006
you guys are cute

Saying that is what will get you killed in prison.

It depends on who you say it to. It might turn coldmeat warm.

Originally posted by: FoBoT
10 minutes

i'd try to get solitary , i'd be fine by myself

WILSOOONNNNNN!!!!


COMPANION CUUUUUUBE!!!!

Be sure to scrawl various things on the walls about the nonexistent nature of the fluffy, frosted pastry-type confection.

I'd be curious to see how bad solitary confinement really would be. If I'm on vacation from classes or work, generally I just stay in my apartment, save for going shopping. There have been times when I've gone days without speaking a word, or seeing another person. Those have been some of the most serene, calm times I've ever known.

 

[theprodigalrebel]

Originally posted by: jpeyton

Originally posted by: manowar821
I'd kill and maim until I got away or was killed in the process, BEFORE I even got to prison.

Look at all the internet badasses come out of the woodwork.

Statistics on that can be found here

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: jpeyton

Originally posted by: sonambulo
As long as I had to. I would kill or maim until my last ounce of strength remained to avoid becoming someone else's bitch.

Famous last words.

If you want to stay safe, just repeat after me:

"Sodomy does not make me gay."

unless it twitches

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: JohnCU
I think if I was sentenced to prison I'd kill myself before I got there to escape the suffering, being a scrawny 5'8 white guy. So I wouldn't get there to last.

:laugh: Yeah, FPMITA prison is no place for a scrawny white guy.

 

[pontifex]

probably not long, although i'm a big guy, so that might help me out a bit. on the other hand, i'm pretty meek and kind of of nerdy looking i guess. if they bothered me, not long most likely. hopefully no one would bother me, lol.

 

[Excelsior]

Originally posted by: Jeff7

Originally posted by: JohnCU

Originally posted by: astroidea
5'6 asian, 140lbs
I think i'd kill myself before going to prison. I'd be the prison biatch.

I totally agree, I'd be raped and gagged within an hour.

5'10" white guy - 120lbs ±5lbs.

"...looked like a stiff breeze would blow him over."


Either way, it wouldn't be pretty, but I might die trying. If I had to fight dirty, I would.

Holy hell that is light for 5' 10".

 

[SsupernovaE]

Forever.

Since I require the equivalent of nursing home care because of my disability, they would put me in one of those nursing home/retirement home deals. I'm not a physical threat to anyone, including myself, and I can't escape without assistance.

Come to think of it, what the fuck could I do that would get me any time? Hire someone to murder my enemies?