How long do you think I can go without doing anything before getting fired?

[Xavier434]

Originally posted by: Kev
PLEASE ask for a raise to stay on.

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

:thumbsup:

 

[shocksyde]

Some guy who works at McDonalds is reading this thread and will soon shoot himself.

 

[AmpedSilence]

Originally posted by: Kev
PLEASE ask for a raise to stay on.

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

OMG, fantastic idea...

 

[Regs]

:laugh:

 

[PlasmaBomb]

Wow its going to take a while to catch up with this..

 

[rasczak]

i really do not know what to say about this. WOW!! This is every Office Space lovers wet dream.

 

[compman25]

If you just walk out how are they going to stop you?

 

[Xavier434]

Originally posted by: compman25
If you just walk out how are they going to stop you?

I think the idea is that he doesn't want to do that although he wouldn't care if he did. He wants to push the envelope as far as he can just to see where it leads him. I support this experiment.

Do it for science! 😀

 

[Reckoner]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
How awesome will it be (for everyone except the OP) if they press charges of some sort?

LOL - do you honestly believe that could happen? If so, please don't breed. Thanks.

 

[SpunkyJones]

Originally posted by: AmpedSilence

Originally posted by: Kev
PLEASE ask for a raise to stay on.

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

OMG, fantastic idea...

Oh hell yes, you have to try this. What the hell do you have to lose???

 

[Sphexi]

Not...permitted...to quit? Did she just give you a license to keep getting paid without doing anything? Wish I had that option at my job.

 

[JS80]

please tell me you are a government worker

 

[mh47g]

Originally posted by: Sphexi
Not...permitted...to quit? Did she just give you a license to keep getting paid without doing anything? Wish I had that option at my job.

 

[SunnyD]

Wait wait... are you a contracted employee? As in did you specifically sign something saying you will work with a specific tenure? Or did you sign the usual "At-Will" agreement that most companies have?

If it's the latter, HAHAHAHA! I like your company... they just gave you carte blanche to jerk off and collect a paycheck every time you pass go. 🙂 (If it's the former, you're screwed)

You can't quit until you... "Yes mommy..."

 

[Vageetasjn]

off topic, but JS80: are you serious with that sig?

 

[Uppsala9496]

Not permitted to quit until the report is done to their satisfaction?
I would literally not do a damn thing all day long then. Let the idiots pay you to come in the office and sleep.
What a bunch of fools. Do they honestly think that you are going to do any work?

 

[RadiclDreamer]

What do they think they can do to stop said quitting

 

[BigToque]

*Update April 29, 2008*

Assuming the edits I submitted go through, my last day should be friday (in which case, wednesday, thursday and friday I will also have done nothing)

 

[Injury]

Originally posted by: BigToque
Assuming the edits I submitted go through, my last day should be friday (in which case, wednesday, thursday and friday I will also have done nothing)

Then your new goal should be to see how long after you quit that you can keep coming to work and getting paid... but still doing nothing.

 

[BigToque]

Originally posted by: Injury

Originally posted by: BigToque
Assuming the edits I submitted go through, my last day should be friday (in which case, wednesday, thursday and friday I will also have done nothing)

Then your new goal should be to see how long after you quit that you can keep coming to work and getting paid... but still doing nothing.

:Q...:light:

 

[Koing]

lol, loving the updates1

as for me i spent a week doing nothing and it was driving me insane. i'm use to being rampantly busy with too much work to do, but the last week of my 4 week notice period i wasn't given ANY work to do. i was very bored. i can't wait to start my new job1

koing

 

[AndrewR]

Originally posted by: BigToque

Originally posted by: Injury

Originally posted by: BigToque
Assuming the edits I submitted go through, my last day should be friday (in which case, wednesday, thursday and friday I will also have done nothing)

Then your new goal should be to see how long after you quit that you can keep coming to work and getting paid... but still doing nothing.

:Q...:light:

Did you meet with your boss yesterday? What was said? We need details!

 

[maziwanka]

this thread is golden

 

[BigToque]

Originally posted by: AndrewR

Originally posted by: BigToque

Originally posted by: Injury

Originally posted by: BigToque
Assuming the edits I submitted go through, my last day should be friday (in which case, wednesday, thursday and friday I will also have done nothing)

Then your new goal should be to see how long after you quit that you can keep coming to work and getting paid... but still doing nothing.

:Q...:light:

Did you meet with your boss yesterday? What was said? We need details!

My boss came into the city on monday, but didn't speak to me (busy I guess).

On tuesday she talked with me for about 2 minutes just asking me about the cases I had to work on. She flew out to another city this morning.

She didn't seem concerned or upset at all 🙂

 

[IceBergSLiM]

Originally posted by: BigToque

Originally posted by: Injury

Originally posted by: BigToque
Assuming the edits I submitted go through, my last day should be friday (in which case, wednesday, thursday and friday I will also have done nothing)

Then your new goal should be to see how long after you quit that you can keep coming to work and getting paid... but still doing nothing.

:Q...:light:

BRILLIANT!!!

You still get a pay check with out the NAGGING for a report every 4 weeks.