How long after I breakwind would I start dating again?

[ViperXX]

Thoughts?

 

[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: ViperXX
Thoughts?

 

[FrustratedUser]

When the air is clear, you're god to go!

 

[RU482]

Originally posted by: FrustratedUser
When the air is clear, you're god to go!

that brings up another question...does god break wind?

 

[MaxDSP]

check to see if there was any leakage first...

 

[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: MaxDSP
check to see if there was any leakage first...

:Q

 

[MaxDSP]

Originally posted by: redly1

Originally posted by: FrustratedUser
When the air is clear, you're god to go!

that brings up another question...does god break wind?

depends. Does heaven have beans?

 

[ViperXX]

"Everytime God breaks wind an angel gets his wings".

-Revised "It's a Wonderful Life"

 

[ViperXX]

Holy crap on toast I think I just made a sig.

 

[MichaelD]

Ahahahahaa! I don't know whether this is a joke, or some "translation program" gone HORRIBLY wrong, but it's funny as all hell!

*ahem*

Attempting to take this thread in the context that I am assuming it was meant to be.....

How long after you BREAKUP, should you start dating again?

That's entirely up to you and your heart. "Dating" means very different things to different people. To some, it means "how long can/should I wait before I bump uglies with some other chick/guy."

To others, it means "how long should I wait before I even hold someone else's hand again?"

It depends on how hearbroken (or lack of, thereof) you are.

Speaking for myself, I have had situations where I got dumped, didn't see it coming and wallowed in a Pity Pool for months, not even looking at women b/c they were just going to rip my heart from my chest and do a little dance on it.

And...I've broken up w/women that really "had it coming" and went out on a date just a few days later......it's about HOW YOU FEEL INSIDE. Good luck.

 

[dakata24]

Originally posted by: MaxDSP

Originally posted by: redly1

Originally posted by: FrustratedUser
When the air is clear, you're god to go!

that brings up another question...does god break wind?

depends. Does heaven have beans?

and if god did break wind, it would be heard/smelt around the whole wide world.

 

[Yzzim]

Originally posted by: dakata24

Originally posted by: MaxDSP

Originally posted by: redly1

Originally posted by: FrustratedUser
When the air is clear, you're god to go!

that brings up another question...does god break wind?

depends. Does heaven have beans?

and if god did break wind, it would be heard/smelt around the whole wide world.

and felt :Q

I think I just figured out where earthquakes come from

 

[Kadarin]

Originally posted by: Zim Hosein

Originally posted by: MaxDSP
check to see if there was any leakage first...

:Q

Pics?

 

[dakata24]

Originally posted by: Yzzim

Originally posted by: dakata24

Originally posted by: MaxDSP

Originally posted by: redly1

Originally posted by: FrustratedUser
When the air is clear, you're god to go!

that brings up another question...does god break wind?

depends. Does heaven have beans?

and if god did break wind, it would be heard/smelt around the whole wide world.

and felt :Q

I think I just figured out where earthquakes come from

:Q that makes soo much sense...

 

[pulse8]

Originally posted by: redly1

Originally posted by: FrustratedUser
When the air is clear, you're god to go!

that brings up another question...does god break wind?

What do you think thunder is? DUH! God's the only one who can fart and pee at the same time.

 

[TNTrulez]

Originally posted by: pulse8

Originally posted by: redly1

Originally posted by: FrustratedUser
When the air is clear, you're god to go!

that brings up another question...does god break wind?

What do you think thunder is? DUH! God's the only one who can fart and pee at the same time.

You mean you never fart and pee at the same time? That's really easy to do if you know how.

 

[y2kc]

immediately.

 

[Kadarin]

Originally posted by: TNTrulez

Originally posted by: pulse8

Originally posted by: redly1

Originally posted by: FrustratedUser
When the air is clear, you're god to go!

that brings up another question...does god break wind?

What do you think thunder is? DUH! God's the only one who can fart and pee at the same time.

You mean you never fart and pee at the same time? That's really easy to do if you know how.

A really, really good laxative ought to take care of that...

 

[spp]

Originally posted by: Astaroth33

Originally posted by: TNTrulez

Originally posted by: pulse8

Originally posted by: redly1

Originally posted by: FrustratedUser
When the air is clear, you're god to go!

that brings up another question...does god break wind?

What do you think thunder is? DUH! God's the only one who can fart and pee at the same time.

You mean you never fart and pee at the same time? That's really easy to do if you know how.

A really, really good laxative ought to take care of that...

fart and pee is easy... but sneeze and pee.... now that's a stinger

 

[flavio]

You haven't lived until you fart, vomit, pee, burp, and sneeze at the same time.....whoah.

edit: But don't let that stop you from dating.

 

[spp]

wah..... you're more messed up than i thought