How long after I breakwind would I start dating again?

ViperXX

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"Everytime God breaks wind an angel gets his wings".

-Revised "It's a Wonderful Life"
 

MichaelD

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Ahahahahaa! I don't know whether this is a joke, or some "translation program" gone HORRIBLY wrong, but it's funny as all hell! :D

*ahem*

Attempting to take this thread in the context that I am assuming it was meant to be.....

How long after you BREAKUP, should you start dating again?

That's entirely up to you and your heart. "Dating" means very different things to different people. To some, it means "how long can/should I wait before I bump uglies with some other chick/guy."

To others, it means "how long should I wait before I even hold someone else's hand again?"

It depends on how hearbroken (or lack of, thereof) you are.

Speaking for myself, I have had situations where I got dumped, didn't see it coming and wallowed in a Pity Pool for months, not even looking at women b/c they were just going to rip my heart from my chest and do a little dance on it.

And...I've broken up w/women that really "had it coming" and went out on a date just a few days later......it's about HOW YOU FEEL INSIDE. Good luck. :)
 

dakata24

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Originally posted by: MaxDSP
Originally posted by: redly1
Originally posted by: FrustratedUser
When the air is clear, you're god to go!

that brings up another question...does god break wind?

depends. Does heaven have beans?

and if god did break wind, it would be heard/smelt around the whole wide world. :confused:
 

Yzzim

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Originally posted by: dakata24
Originally posted by: MaxDSP
Originally posted by: redly1
Originally posted by: FrustratedUser
When the air is clear, you're god to go!

that brings up another question...does god break wind?

depends. Does heaven have beans?

and if god did break wind, it would be heard/smelt around the whole wide world. :confused:

and felt :Q

I think I just figured out where earthquakes come from
 

dakata24

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Originally posted by: Yzzim
Originally posted by: dakata24
Originally posted by: MaxDSP
Originally posted by: redly1
Originally posted by: FrustratedUser
When the air is clear, you're god to go!

that brings up another question...does god break wind?

depends. Does heaven have beans?

and if god did break wind, it would be heard/smelt around the whole wide world. :confused:

and felt :Q

I think I just figured out where earthquakes come from

:Q that makes soo much sense...
 

pulse8

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Originally posted by: redly1
Originally posted by: FrustratedUser
When the air is clear, you're god to go!

that brings up another question...does god break wind?

What do you think thunder is? DUH! God's the only one who can fart and pee at the same time.
 

TNTrulez

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Originally posted by: pulse8
Originally posted by: redly1
Originally posted by: FrustratedUser
When the air is clear, you're god to go!

that brings up another question...does god break wind?

What do you think thunder is? DUH! God's the only one who can fart and pee at the same time.

You mean you never fart and pee at the same time? That's really easy to do if you know how.
 

Kadarin

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Originally posted by: TNTrulez
Originally posted by: pulse8
Originally posted by: redly1
Originally posted by: FrustratedUser
When the air is clear, you're god to go!

that brings up another question...does god break wind?

What do you think thunder is? DUH! God's the only one who can fart and pee at the same time.

You mean you never fart and pee at the same time? That's really easy to do if you know how.

A really, really good laxative ought to take care of that...
 

spp

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Originally posted by: Astaroth33
Originally posted by: TNTrulez
Originally posted by: pulse8
Originally posted by: redly1
Originally posted by: FrustratedUser
When the air is clear, you're god to go!

that brings up another question...does god break wind?

What do you think thunder is? DUH! God's the only one who can fart and pee at the same time.

You mean you never fart and pee at the same time? That's really easy to do if you know how.

A really, really good laxative ought to take care of that...

fart and pee is easy... but sneeze and pee.... now that's a stinger
 

flavio

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You haven't lived until you fart, vomit, pee, burp, and sneeze at the same time.....whoah.

edit: But don't let that stop you from dating. ;)