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Had set up something to meet up with a hooker yesterday. But then when I called, they didn't pick up, or return the call.
:colbert:

I'm taking my hunt for prostitutes to FB. Fuck it.
 
I was looking around that. in the "farming' section some guy is selling pot..lol


edit: and 3 day dry spell? fuck you lol
 
SaDiZTiKStyLeZ said:
Had set up something to meet up with a hooker yesterday. But then when I called, they didn't pick up, or return the call.
:colbert:

I'm taking my hunt for prostitutes to FB. Fuck it.
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Do you smell? Are you morbidly obese? Disfigured? Trying to understand why you're so open about finding flabby roast beef lips to bang D:
 
chimaxi83 said:
Do you smell? Are you morbidly obese? Disfigured? Trying to understand why you're so open about finding flabby roast beef lips to bang D:
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IS it much diffrent then going to a bar and spending a bunch of money on a women in hopes for the chance to take home to bang her?

in one you know you will get sex (and std's) in the other you might but at least you get drunk.

I have no problem with Prostitution. but hell its so dirty and the women ugly i would rather jerk off
 
chimaxi83 said:
Do you smell? Are you morbidly obese? Disfigured? Trying to understand why you're so open about finding flabby roast beef lips to bang D:
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No. No. No.
Haven't been in position to be dating for past 3 years. First year I paid it no mind & turned all my focus into school & attempting to find steady employment to move out on my own, the latter clearly did not pan out so well. Low self-esteem. I've spent so much time alone, I've found it nothing short of awkward in attempt to try dating again.

Something I haven't understood though. All my female friends that I took serious interest in, friend-zoned me. But then made no attempt to try passing me off by hooking me up with one of their friends or introducing me to someone I might hit it off with.
Not sure why they being stingy if they don't want this. :colbert:
 
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I've mulled it over, and after much consideration, I've decided that I will let you blow me. It's not sex with a woman, but hey, it's a start (and after three years, you have no right to complain).
 
Jeeebus said:
I've mulled it over, and after much consideration, I've decided that I will let you blow me. It's not sex with a woman, but hey, it's a start (and after three years, you have no right to complain).
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You can set your ashtray on his head while he's doing it.
 
waggy said:
IS it much diffrent then going to a bar and spending a bunch of money on a women in hopes for the chance to take home to bang her?

in one you know you will get sex (and std's) in the other you might but at least you get drunk.

I have no problem with Prostitution. but hell its so dirty and the women ugly i would rather jerk off
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Yea, that's what I meant. If someone wants to pay for it for a sure thing, I have no problem with that... it's the ugly fucking animals that are normally employed in the business lol. The chicks who look half decent in their ads are usually not the best looking in person, you can see that through mug shots. I haven't seen any recent busts in my local news (chicagobreakingnews.com), but when I do, they're dogs D:


SaDiZTiKStyLeZ said:
No. No. No.
Haven't been in position to be dating for past 3 years. First year I paid it no mind & turned all my focus into school & attempting to find steady employment to move out on my own, the latter clearly did not pan out so well. Low self-esteem. I've spent so much time alone, I've found it nothing short of awkward in attempt to try dating again.

Something I haven't understood though. All my female friends that I took serious interest in, friend-zoned me. But then made no attempt to try passing me off by hooking me up with one of their friends or introducing me to someone I might hit it off with.
Not sure why they being stingy if they don't want this. :colbert:
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Well, you're the common factor between all of them, so you're obviously friend zoning yourself somehow. Are you being that guy that they can talk to about anything? Don't be.
 
Jeeebus said:
I've mulled it over, and after much consideration, I've decided that I will let you blow me. It's not sex with a woman, but hey, it's a start (and after three years, you have no right to complain).
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I've already been looking into t4m & m4m. Prefer womens over trans & trans over dudes.
The one t4m I had enough courage to respond to ended up trying to get me to be "generous". Googled their number & it led to that backpage site.
 
chimaxi83 said:
Yea, that's what I meant. If someone wants to pay for it for a sure thing, I have no problem with that... it's the ugly fucking animals that are normally employed in the business lol. The chicks who look half decent in their ads are usually not the best looking in person, you can see that through mug shots. I haven't seen any recent busts in my local news (chicagobreakingnews.com), but when I do, they're dogs D:
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Yea. All the hot ones on Backpage are probably for stings. Or not same person at all.

This one I was trying to meet yesterday was OK, she was iight. Not downright ugly. Not outright unfuckable, even with someone elses diseased dick. But had the sex appeal.
 
I'm not going to even read this entire thread, sorry. Do you mean 3 years without sex? I can't even go 2 days without it. How the hell do you manage?
 
Geekish Thoughts said:
I'm not going to even read this entire thread, sorry. Do you mean 3 years without sex? I can't even go 2 days without it. How the hell do you manage?
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Barely.
I was hospitalized last year for my depression directly relating to this.

I been meaning to get ahold of someone I met when I was in there last year. Found them on FB at a later date. They are significantly older than me. Not my type & they remind me of my mom in a weird way. They seem to enjoy going out drinking & partying a lot. I'm to the "fuck it" point again. Am going to try getting at them seeing if they can hook me up with one of their friends. I've always wanted to bang a cougar.
 
EliteRetard said:
Anybody seen that 40yr old virgin movie? Thats like a spoof of my life, except I'm not getting laid at the end.

And you know what they say, use it or lose it...
Its true.

Just like waking up from a coma after a decade...you can't walk cause all your muscles have deteriorated. Though its actually when your muscles relax and blood pressure increases that causes an erection, but when everything is shriveled from neglect your lucky to get 4 inches down there.

Im sure I could pay to get laid...but Im kinda proud of being the only vrigin on earth older than 14.
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Half or more of the braggers here at OT have the same status as you

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sixone said:
Happy herpes!
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