How have you been a man today?

[Ruptga]

I thrashed a guy in an internet argument, it was awesome.

And later I think I'm gonna make hot pockets for dinner, Mom always appreciates it when she doesn't have to cook.

 

[vi edit]

Played with legos with my daughter.

 

[highland145]

Cleaned up the storm debris out of my neighbor's yard yesterday...does that count?

 

[mrrman]

Donated to the thrift show....is this allowed?

 

[ElFenix]

ate some chicken strips with spicy lemon pepper sauce and later i'm going to vote

 

[BoberFett]

I peed standing up.

 

[Mai72]

Watched some pron.
Posted on Anandtech.

 

[mcurphy]

Cleared the driveway with my snow blower before work this morning.

 

[Dr. Detroit]

Back day at the gym -

Asked an employee's boss if there staff was hourly as she refused a meeting with me at 5pm due to it being after hours!

Get to work!

 

[deadlyapp]

I'm in the process of designing a fairly intricate wine cabinet
I cleaned my nails with my pocket knife
I whipped my truck around a corner
I'm going to lift copious amounts of iron tonight

 

[Thebobo]

I fondled my gunS

 

[rudder]

I peed standing up.

Me too. But I was 2 feet from the toilet and did not spill a drop. That is manly.

 

[Platypus]

I woke up with a dong.

 

[OCGuy]

I took a piss and didn't even look at or touch my own penis. That is how f-ing straight of a man I am. All you sissies probably look at and feel penis multiple times per day. What does that tell you?

BRB, there is a strong urine odor emanating from my pants and bathroom right now, I wonder if my penis-gazing brother couldn't find the toilet.

 

[Blackjack200]

ate some chicken strips with spicy lemon pepper sauce and later i'm going to vote

haha

 

[OCGuy]

I woke up with a dong.

Where was it?

 

[Golgatha]

Did a 3:10 plank.

 

[KeithTalent]

I trimmed my beard.

KT

 

[OCGuy]

Didn't shed a single tear during the Notebook, either time I watched it today. I might as well be the Russian president.

 

[Platypus]

Where was it?

In your mouth.

 

[disappoint]

I thrashed a guy in an internet argument, it was awesome.

This is not an example of being a man.

I peed standing up.

Neither is this as even a small boy could do it.

Played with legos with my daughter.

Ironically, this is a good example of being a man.

 

[OCGuy]

In your mouth.

Damn, I was hoping for an answer that made you look feminine

 

[OCGuy]

Played with legos with my daughter.

Dissapoint is right, you messed up the thread with this, since it is indeed what a real man does.


Unless....and be honest: Who is better at Lego assembly

 

[GagHalfrunt]

I went out in the cold and killed a buffalo with my bare hands. Okay, not that, but I went out in the cold and didn't complain about it once. That puts me one up on everyone I talked to today.

 

[BurnItDwn]

I worked and then ate lunch and then worked and then posted on this here forum. And soon I will go home and eat Ribs that my fiance is making in the crock pot. It may not sound as good as "proper" bbq, but I don't care, becasue it is fvcking awesome when she makes em this way.