It's no more real than a bird either.
It's one that everyone in the universe can agree on from wherever they are by performing the same experiment. I don't know how someone in andromeda is going to measure the frame of reference of you sitting at your desk.
What you are doing is going to confuse people into thinking that there is an absolute frame of reference. You perform your experiment and I perform mine we can transform the results into what ever frame we want.
