How does your boss get out of work?

Kenji4861

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My boss had his door closed and had a sign that said "DO NOT DISTURB" for about a week now and he always tells us when that sign is up he is not to be disturbed no matter what.

Today, one of my co-workers got the key to his office and said "ok, let's see what he's up to."

He wasn't in there. I guess he's been on vacation. Thought it was kinda funny, but at the same time.. a little frustrated.

I'm sure everyone's got some stories about how their boss takes off work.
 

scorpmatt

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my boss went on leave today, leaving my supervisor on duty until he comes back after the 4th. he tells people that his brother has caught a fever and he needs to go and take care of him. he and his brother own a gold mine. hence the fever
 

Drakkon

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every couple of weeks my boss take off for some diferent city cause he has kids or a gf there...and "works" by calling us on his cell and checking that were still at work
 

m2kewl

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Originally posted by: NathanBWF
Boss: "I'm going home."

Me: "Ok bye."

Boss: "Seen my driver???" (driving range)

Me: "Nope"

Boss: "Seen my putter???"

Me: "Nope"

Boss: "You're fvcking useless!!!"

Me: "Yup"

(He owns the company :p)
 

wfbberzerker

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Originally posted by: scorpmatt
my boss went on leave today, leaving my supervisor on duty until he comes back after the 4th. he tells people that his brother has caught a fever and he needs to go and take care of him. he and his brother own a gold mine. hence the fever

your boss doesn't happen to be mormon, does he?