Just for your reference, most people, well most guys my age are leaning inspectors. We have no doors on the stalls, so you can pretty much see everything going on in there.
I wipe from front to back and then back towards the middle. And then I inspect. All done while standing.
There. Now I know I'm in Off-Topic because I just said
<< things you wouldn't say to anyone else. >>
There. Now I know I'm in Off-Topic because I just said
<< things you wouldn't say to anyone else. >>
<<
<< after a good dump i normaly get on all fours and call my dog. :Q >>
already been used
>>eeeeeewwwwwwwwwww
Just think about the stuff your dog goes licking around in your house or where objects he/she's been chewing on rolls around after he/she cleans you.
<<
<< What is wrong with between the legs? >>
If you mean reaching between your legs while still seated on the toilet I'll tell you exactly what's wrong with it. There is only a small space in which to insert your hand holding the pape between your legs and under your ass. When you have finished the wiping you have to examine the toilet paper to determine if a secondary (or in some cases even a third wipe) is nesscesary. To accomplish this you have to remove your hand and the pape from under your ass and back thru the aforementioned small space. In doing so you risk brushing the soiled pape against your legs or even your genatailia, which in my opinion is unacceptable. >>
Well, it is a two hand job there ace... one to wipe and the other to hold your junk out of the way.
Ryan
I agree whole heartedly ryan.
1. Hold your "junk" to the upper left with your left hand (if a righty like myself)
2. take the paper in right hand, wipe back to front.
3. Bring forward ever so slightly to where visible through the window created by the toilet and your legs.
4. Inspect quality of wipe, but be VERY CAREFUL. Amatuers not accustomed to this method should be quite cautious in inspecting. It becomes like second nature to a trained professional like myself.
5. Repeat if necessary.
Just as good a question, are you a wadder, or a roller???
I use 3-4 sheets to get a nice even roll. But you gotta take the hand outta the roll first, cuz otherwise that's just sick.
1. Hold your "junk" to the upper left with your left hand (if a righty like myself)
2. take the paper in right hand, wipe back to front.
3. Bring forward ever so slightly to where visible through the window created by the toilet and your legs.
4. Inspect quality of wipe, but be VERY CAREFUL. Amatuers not accustomed to this method should be quite cautious in inspecting. It becomes like second nature to a trained professional like myself.
5. Repeat if necessary.
Just as good a question, are you a wadder, or a roller???
I use 3-4 sheets to get a nice even roll. But you gotta take the hand outta the roll first, cuz otherwise that's just sick.
On Monday, January 28, 2002 4:26 AM, Logix wrote:
<< I wipe from front to back and then back towards the middle. And then I inspect. All done while standing.
There. Now I know I'm in Off-Topic because I just said things you wouldn't say to anyone else. >>
Actually this is why I love the internet sometimes. You can get people to answer honestly and tell you something they'd never tell you in person.
<< I wipe from front to back and then back towards the middle. And then I inspect. All done while standing.
There. Now I know I'm in Off-Topic because I just said things you wouldn't say to anyone else. >>
Actually this is why I love the internet sometimes. You can get people to answer honestly and tell you something they'd never tell you in person.
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