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How do you wipe?

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<< I don't do it, I lean, but I know it has been done.
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hehe lol rofl i can't stop laughing reading through this thread 😀



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<< What is wrong with between the legs? >>



If you mean reaching between your legs while still seated on the toilet I'll tell you exactly what's wrong with it. There is only a small space in which to insert your hand holding the pape between your legs and under your ass. When you have finished the wiping you have to examine the toilet paper to determine if a secondary (or in some cases even a third wipe) is nesscesary. To accomplish this you have to remove your hand and the pape from under your ass and back thru the aforementioned small space. In doing so you risk brushing the soiled pape against your legs or even your genatailia, which in my opinion is unacceptable. >>



2-3 wipes is adequate for those "lite" days but after those heavy dinners with burritos, pizza, alcohol, chips, etc, you get the runnies, which require many more wipes due to their viscosity and density.

Or, the opposite will happen. Those heavy diners may translate to extremely dense fecal matter. 10 seconds on the porcelain god and you'll fell 12 pounds lighter
 
I would say the topics of this forum has taken a steep noce dive, but unfortunately that has happened a long time ago. And that thread was locked has well.
 
Leaner here. I think I used to be a sitter, but I've migrated.

My mom always used to tell me to wipe from the back, because I always used to do it from between my legs. I do it from the side now. How's that for compromise? 😎
 
get a wet wad of tissue(from sink of course), wipe using dry tissue until *american clean*, then wipe with wet wad, then wipe with another wad of dry tissue for a clean between american clean and bidet clean🙂 smearing poo around is just gross man.
 
SURVEY TWO:

Are you an inspector?

Definition of inspector:

"The inspector checks the toilet paper after each wipe to examine the fecal content on the sheet. This is helpful in determining if further wiping is required. "<-- found it on the net
 
What about foward to back or side to side? Now THAT is a question 🙂 🙂
 


<< I want to know what all the "other" votes stand for. :Q >>




Come here and I'll wash you clean with my neighbor's 3000psi pressure washer.
 
I'm a leaner as well as an inspector. I don't like walking around with that itchy feeling around your ass when you dont wipe yourself well enough.
 
yeah i was gonna start a thread like this but didnt want it to get locked up.

basically i was going to ask how good do you clean when you wipe?

i myself try to go for NO crap on the toilet paper.

im sure some of you out there have a little skid mark but you let it slide, or dont you?

i myself hate when i think i did it all good but then i have that itchy feeling afterwards, or after when your ass starts sweating and it feels very sick.

oh well, just a thought.
 
I just yell "hear boy!" and the dog comes and takes care of it. Not only does the backside get completely clean, but if I give her a dog bone then she'll clean the front side too.
 
Wipeing is for the weak...

When I get done I leave the bathroom with my pants around the ankles, sit on the carpet
and scoot into the living room.

No railroad track for me........

Just lumpy carpet........:disgust:
 
How do you wipe? fdisk, followed by format c:...for that "deep down" fresh, clean feeling I'll use the lowlevel-format formulation.
 
I don't see why people are so grossed out about a topic that we do once or twice a day.
I dunno, maybe I'm immune 🙂

Standing INspector, sir!

Pid
 
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