So I got into a discussion with my friend about this (don't ask why) and we had some disagreement about the best way to clean yourself up after you make an offering to the porcelein goddess. In lay terms: How do you wipe after you dump a load?
The way I see it, there are only a few options:
So, that said, how do you wipe?
The way I see it, there are only a few options:
- Squatting My friend prefers this - a sort of half-standing, half-sitting position I have dubbed "squatting." Apparently, you sort of hover above the toilet seat and commence wiping. I wouldn't know.
- Leaning This is my position of choice. You just lean onto one side of the seat, thus lifting your other half off the seat and providing access to a paper-clad wiping hand. This makes the most sense to me as it involves minimal effort and allows you to remain (mostly) seated.
- Standing I don't understand why anyone would ever do this but apparently you can full out stand up and wipe. The mechanics of this seem far from natural to me but to each his own, I suppose.
- Other I've run out of ideas as to what this category might possibly constitute but I imagine there are more techniques than those previously discussed. If you choose other, please enlighten the lot of us as to what exactly you do.
So, that said, how do you wipe?
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