How do you stop gas?

[Eli]

Originally posted by: coldcut
My diet consist of omelettes, sandwiches, vanilla coke, buffalo wings, chicken salad...

I'll try some stretches before going to school to see if that helps. If I don't fart, the gas I need to release comes back up to my stomach and makes a loud "BOOOOOOOOOOONNNNGGG" noise. Kind of embarrassing.

Uh, dude.. you've got some seriously fscked digestive sh!t goin on. I would almost see a gastroenterologist if it is that bad...

SagaLore: Do you mean many people think their stomach is in their lower abdomen?

 

[LordMaul]

Originally posted by: Eli

Originally posted by: coldcut

Originally posted by: Roger
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lol....

Seriously.. Either the pains you describe aren't really comming from your stomach, or the pains are not gas.

Consult this visual aide.

Wow, what gender is that?