jlee
Lifer
- Sep 12, 2001
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Originally posted by: Nik
First, you buy a front-wheel-drive Honda, paint EVERYTHING white, and put Audi tack-ons everywhere so everyone knows you're driving an Audi.
Second, you load the ass end down with a huge feckin spoiler that doesn't push the ass end down at higher speeds (read: isn't functional), just weights the car down at lower speeds because it's just extra weight --so much so that it lifts the front of the car up, away from the pavement so you can lose traction because of the front-wheel-drive.
Third, you put some lights all over your car -because lights make your car faster... some guy told me once that they do, so you should do that.
Forth, you should put a second muffler and tailpipe on the car to make everyone think that you have a V8... in your HonAudi.
Fifth, disregard people who point and laugh at you when they see steam coming out of only one tailpipe when you're driving in colder conditions.
Sixth, lower your car so that it's more aerodynamic. With all that power under the hood that the Type-R sticker gave to your 4-banging HonAudi, you're going to need to stay as close to the ground as possible so that fvcking huge WING on the back of the car doesn't pick your car up and fly you away.
Also..when lowering, make sure you cut your springs -- weight reduction is an added benefit.