How do you pass gas @ work?

[mfenn]

you must have a magical sphincter to be able to tell beforehand if it's gonna be stinky or not

Nah, his head's just really far up his ass.

 

[Imp]

Usually hold it in, which aggravates the bowels, which ends with a trip to the washroom where no one has any names.

 

[SandEagle]

in the elevator. and if someone gives me a dirty look I say 'hey it wasn't me. it was the asshole behind me'

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

90,000 BTU's at a time.

 

[BassBomb]

silent but violent

 

[thescreensavers]

Lift a cheek and let it rip.

funny story, I did that thinking it would be a silent one, but it turned into a really loud one and my teacher was standing right behind me lawls.

 

[dfuze]

try to excuse yourself if you can, maybe run off to the bathroom?

 

[melchoir]

you must have a magical sphincter to be able to tell beforehand if it's gonna be stinky or not

Or, you realize that after the first one you let rip the rest are generally going to be the same.
So first is in the office, if it's wretched then the next are deposited in one of the public elevators.

 

[brainhulk]

Or, you realize that after the first one you let rip the rest are generally going to be the same.
So first is in the office, if it's wretched then the next are deposited in one of the public elevators.

hmmm, my anus don't work like dat. It's like a voltage gated Na/K+ channel..it's all or nothing

 

[Schfifty Five]

It's "silent but deadly".

Not "silent but violent".

I've heard both.

 

[Rubycon]

The obvious solution here is to reduce your forward speed to a value that is less than the gas. In such you will never pass gas! :biggrin:

 

[Chaotic42]

I don't think I've ever farted at work.

 

[guyver01]

in the elevator. and if someone gives me a dirty look I say 'hey it wasn't me. it was the asshole behind me'

LOL hot boxing.


i did that the other day... i was taking the elevator down to go home... it was empty.. so i let one loose.... it stunk bad... got off at the first floor... and there were 4 people waiting to get on..

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[Malak]

LOL hot boxing.

Or car pooling and throwing the heater on full blast, put window lock on, and do it silent.