How do you pass gas @ work?

[brainhulk]

I had to let one rip so badly at a meeting this morning, I thought my bowels were gonna explode. They should do a study to determine if it's bad for your lower G.I. tract to hold it in.

 

[Newbian]

It's "silent but deadly".

Not "silent but violent".

 

[illusion88]

It's "silent but deadly".

Not "silent but violent".

clearly you don't know how this man farts....

 

[Printer Bandit]

cropdust and walk really fast.

 

[Malak]

If you aren't crop dusting, you are doing it wrong.

 

[Powermoloch]

crop dust :thumbsup:

 

[yhelothar]

Depends on the proximity of other olfactory systems.
If they're further away, silent but deadly.
Closeup, I'll hold it in until I can reasonably get up and I'll do the crop dust.

 

[guyver01]

cropdust and walk really fast.

/thread

 

[InflatableBuddha]

poal needs more airbiscuit

 

[zerocool84]

cropdust and walk really fast.

/thread

x2

 

[Sea Moose]

Its times like this i love being a tradie. I let her rip! Nearly killed an apprentice with my exhaust venting!

 

[gar3555]

crop dust whenever possible. Sometimes though, you gotta just sneak up on a co-worker, while he's in is chair, and let fly at nose level.

 

[BarkingGhostar]

I work from home. So I take the advantage of shaking the walls when the opportunity strikes. :biggrin:

 

[remixedcat]

use a water cone!

 

[nonameo]

I don't know about a meeting, however, one thing you could try is strategically placing mini-farts so that it is hard to tell who is doing the actual farting.

 

[melchoir]

Just fart in my office unless I know they're the really smelly lingering type, if so I go to the elevators.

 

[Lanyap]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANSZGSnIjW8

 

[marvdmartian]

SBD, if I'm at my desk. :whiste:

Crop dusting, if I'm moving around the building. I mean, why not share the love, right?? :sneaky:

 

[amdhunter]

OK, someone explain to me what crop dusting is...

 

[JulesMaximus]

Lift a cheek and let it rip.

 

[jiggahertz]

I work in an office environment with this asian guy that lets them rip in his cube all day long. They don't smell to the best of my knowledge, but are pretty damn loud. He sits in a cube and you can hear it pretty far away. People snicker at some of his louder ones and gets kinda awkward when someone from another area is in your office and start cracking up with a "what the hell?"

 

[Malak]

OK, someone explain to me what crop dusting is...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QFpUZ-hFbA&feature=related

 

[amdhunter]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QFpUZ-hFbA&feature=related

Hahahaha

 

[Bignate603]

It's the worst when you're working, listening to music on your headphones, and fart only to realize that you have no idea how loud that fart actually was.

DAMHIK

 

[brainhulk]

Just fart in my office unless I know they're the really smelly lingering type, if so I go to the elevators.

you must have a magical sphincter to be able to tell beforehand if it's gonna be stinky or not