How do you know when a woman is having PMS?

[highland145]

She uses tampons to burn your car.

hawt

As for the flaming tampons, a probable cause affidavit notes that investigators “discovered that the gas cap was removed and tampons were used to possibly ignite the gas tank." Additionally, “Tampon was used in the engine compartment where the oil fill cap is located.” Since “ashes were at the gas cap area and the oil fill cap area,” troopers concluded that the tampons had been set ablaze at each spot.

When the Deshongs arrived at the police station, troopers reported, Patricia “made threats stating that she was going to fucking kill” a trooper following her release. As a result, she was charged with making terroristic threats.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/tampon-used-for-arson-985412

 

[LiuKangBakinPie]

Its easy. She bitchy and moans about every shitty little thing

 

[polarmystery]

How do you know when a woman is having PMS?

-When she's alive

 

[HAL9000]

She is in the period of the month that is just prior to her menstruation and is feeling stressed as a result.

That's how you know.

 

[LiuKangBakinPie]

She stops reading Glamour and starts reading Guns and Ammo.

 

[zokudu]

How do you know when a woman is having PMS?

-When she's alive

Beat me to it.

 

[Hugo Drax]

She has a early Meth look. You can tell by the decaying of the face. He also looks to be in the same Meth boat.

 

[MotF Bane]

She has a early Meth look. You can tell by the decaying of the face. He also looks to be in the same Meth boat.

This. Totally aside from her being a psycho, she's a druggie.

 

[LiuKangBakinPie]

She puts on one of those pads with "wings," then flies off the roof laughing hysterically while riding a broom.

 

[highland145]

she stops reading glamour and starts reading guns and ammo.

I'm ready for her.

glock 27 0.40
taurus 0.357
taurus .38 special
taurus 0.357
h&r #922 0.22
ruger 0.22
star 9mm
glock 17 9mm
s&w model 10-5 .38 special
ruger 0.223
remington 12ga
browning 0.22
saiga 12 12ga
new haven .30-.30

 

[spidey07]

You can see it. Crazy eyes. Never stick dick in crazy.

 

[highland145]

You can see it. Crazy eyes. Never stick dick in crazy.

sig worthy

 

[JJ650]

sig worthy

lol

 

[Quasmo]

Patricia “made threats stating that she was going to fucking kill” a trooper following her release. As a result, she was charged with making terroristic threats.

Oh good, now they can detain her indefinitely without trial.

 

[highland145]

Patricia “made threats stating that she was going to fucking kill” a trooper following her release. As a result, she was charged with making terroristic threats.

Oh good, now they can detain her indefinitely without trial.

Nah. Guess they didn't take her serious.

The Deshongs spent a few days behind bars before they each posted $25,000 bond to secure their release last Tuesday. Neither Deshong responded to Facebook messages seeking comment about the alleged tampon torching attempt

 

[LiuKangBakinPie]

I'm ready for her.

glock 27 0.40
taurus 0.357
taurus .38 special
taurus 0.357
h&r #922 0.22
ruger 0.22
star 9mm
glock 17 9mm
s&w model 10-5 .38 special
ruger 0.223
remington 12ga
browning 0.22
saiga 12 12ga
new haven .30-.30

jesus lol you preparing for a civil war?

 

[LiuKangBakinPie]

Patricia “made threats stating that she was going to fucking kill” a trooper following her release. As a result, she was charged with making terroristic threats.

Oh good, now they can detain her indefinitely without trial.

Actually you can negotiate with a terrorist unlike a woman on the rags

 

[shortylickens]

I'm ready for her.

glock 27 0.40
taurus 0.357
taurus .38 special
taurus 0.357
h&r #922 0.22
ruger 0.22
star 9mm
glock 17 9mm
s&w model 10-5 .38 special
ruger 0.223
remington 12ga
browning 0.22
saiga 12 12ga
new haven .30-.30

WHICH ruger 22?
Theres like a hundred of them.

 

[JS80]

stick in one of those mini glass coke bottles...tampon molotov cocktail

 

[Binarycow]

Its easy. She bitchy and moans about every shitty little thing

what if they already do that everyday year-round? confusing symptom if you ask me.

 

[spidey07]

what if they already do that everyday year-round? confusing symptom if you ask me.

I put my wife on an implant. No more radical mood swings or PMS. The only down side is blowjob week is shorter.

 

[LiuKangBakinPie]

what if they already do that everyday year-round? confusing symptom if you ask me.

then you married the wrong bitch

 

[lozina]

I'm ready for her.

glock 27 0.40
taurus 0.357
taurus .38 special
taurus 0.357
h&r #922 0.22
ruger 0.22
star 9mm
glock 17 9mm
s&w model 10-5 .38 special
ruger 0.223
remington 12ga
browning 0.22
saiga 12 12ga
new haven .30-.30

yeah big deal. I have stockpiles of mentos and diet coke.

 

[highland145]

jesus lol you preparing for a civil war?

Well, I am in SC. 1st to secede and all. And I've been picking then up for 30 years.

WHICH ruger 22?
Theres like a hundred of them.

Mark II. Just copied them from my serial number list so not much description.

 

[ShawnD1]

She has a early Meth look. You can tell by the decaying of the face. He also looks to be in the same Meth boat.

I came to post this too

Looked at the picture for 1 second. Yep, faces of meth. Looks just like every other meth head out there. Frazzled, hasn't slept for days, sores that won't heal. Probably has fucked up teeth too.