How do you know when a woman is having PMS?

[LiuKangBakinPie]

Well, I am in SC. 1st to secede and all. And I've been picking then up for 30 years.

Mark II. Just copied them from my serial number list so not much description.

No desert eagle? How un-American

 

[Binarycow]

I put my wife on an implant. No more radical mood swings or PMS. The only down side is blowjob week is shorter.

what's a blowjob week? :'( (you lucky bastard)

 

[Binarycow]

then you married the wrong bitch

then I'm fucked, 'cause it's been 8 years. I'm sure she's out of warranty by now.

 

[crownjules]

The bears can smell it.

 

[spidey07]

what's a blowjob week? :'( (you lucky bastard)

Menstruation, of course. Why do you think I married her?

 

[LiuKangBakinPie]

then I'm fucked, 'cause it's been 8 years. I'm sure she's out of warranty by now.

That or the sell by date lol

 

[highland145]

Menstruation, of course. Why do you think I married her?

Bastard.




kidding, sort of.

 

[Kadarin]

When the Deshongs arrived at the police station, troopers reported, Patricia “made threats stating that she was going to fucking kill” a trooper following her release. As a result, she was charged with making terroristic threats.

Sadly, the term "terrorist" used to mean something substantial, where now it's just a threat the authorities use to perpetuate the police state we find ourselves in.

 

[clamum]

No desert eagle? How un-American

Desert Eagles are made by an Israeli company.

 

[highland145]

Sadly, the term "terrorist" used to mean something substantial, where now it's just a threat the authorities use to perpetuate the police state we find ourselves in.

She belongs in a police state......prison.

Desert Eagles are made by an Israeli company.

Oops.

 

[shortylickens]

Desert Eagles are made by an Israeli company.

Would not surprise me if more Americans own them, than Isrealis.

 

[LiuKangBakinPie]

Desert Eagles are made by an Israeli company.

Magnum Research, Inc. are in St. Paul, Minnesota. Its manufactured in Israel. But for the price and weight of one empty gun one can easily have two pistols like Glock 17 or SIG-Sauer P228 plus good supply of ammunition. I think its out of reach from the avg Israeli citizen and no way in hell any special task unit or special forces will use them

 

[bearxor]

We're so close to beating that thing...

 

[sandorski]

I like how she tries to set the Oil on fire.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

If it wasn't for the meth/skin she'd be a ~9 based on facial structure alone. Blondes must feel that in their automatic beauty that they can afford to waste a little. What a shame.

 

[DCal430]

I'm ready for her.

glock 27 0.40
taurus 0.357
taurus .38 special
taurus 0.357
h&r #922 0.22
ruger 0.22
star 9mm
glock 17 9mm
s&w model 10-5 .38 special
ruger 0.223
remington 12ga
browning 0.22
saiga 12 12ga
new haven .30-.30

WTF, are their no limitations to the number of guns a person can own. I can't believe this shit.

 

[Howard]

She'd be cute if she wasn't so fucked up.

 

[MotF Bane]

WTF, are their no limitations to the number of guns a person can own. I can't believe this shit.

English fail! And no, there are no limits, and there should not be limits, so everything is just fine.

 

[highland145]

WTF, are their no limitations to the number of guns a person can own. I can't believe this shit.

LOL. And at least 10 aren't registered to me. Bet that pisses you off. Blame the Brits because they tried to collect firearms during the American Revolution hence the 2nd amendment.

You should move next to me so I can put this in my yard.

My Kahr cm40 should be in by the end of February. CCW FTW.

 

[Joseph F]

I'm ready for her.

glock 27 0.40
taurus 0.357
taurus .38 special
taurus 0.357
h&r #922 0.22
ruger 0.22
star 9mm
glock 17 9mm
s&w model 10-5 .38 special
ruger 0.223
remington 12ga
browning 0.22
saiga 12 12ga
new haven .30-.30

You know you're a badass when you can dual-wield Taurus .357's and have a Saiga-12 on your back. :thumbsup:

 

[dave_the_nerd]

The extra pheromones being flung around make you extra horny?