How do you disappear?

[fatbaby]

I need to lay low for awhile and go unnoticed. I still need to stay in the U.S. though. Whats the best way to just disappear (w/o dying)? It's a long story. Any suggestions?

 

[GTaudiophile]

Running from the law? Become a bumb in another city?

 

[brunswickite]

we need more of the story before we help!

 

[chr6]

join witness protection program if you saw someone get murdered

 

[Fausto]

Two options: get lost amidst millions in a big city or head out to the middle of nowhere.....like maybe Montana?

Either way; handle everything in cash. Credit = paper trail.

 

[iamme]

long story first

 

[GhettoFob]

fake your own death

 

[fatbaby]

Originally posted by: chr6
join witness protection program if you saw someone get murdered

I didn't see anyone get murdered. Nope, i did not murder/steal/rape anyone/animals/buildings either. Lets just say "they" found me..

 

[isasir]

Hide inside a wall.

 

[Walleye]

er... just do odd jobs and wait in another city...


did you actually try to become the most dangerous man in the world? did you take my advice?


remember, they cant find you if you're wearing a yellow beanie. remember that well.

 

[iwearnosox]

Originally posted by: fatbaby
I need to lay low for awhile and go unnoticed. I still need to stay in the U.S. though. Whats the best way to just disappear (w/o dying)? It's a long story. Any suggestions?

You can stay at my place and become my personal slave.

 

[fatbaby]

Originally posted by: iwearnosox

Originally posted by: fatbaby
I need to lay low for awhile and go unnoticed. I still need to stay in the U.S. though. Whats the best way to just disappear (w/o dying)? It's a long story. Any suggestions?

You can stay at my place and become my personal slave.

Hmmm, where are you located and will you provide kneepads or do i have to purchase my own? Thanks for your help.

 

[JetBlack69]

Lets just say "they" found me..

RUN FOR IT MARTY!!!!

 

[iwearnosox]

Originally posted by: fatbaby

Originally posted by: iwearnosox

Originally posted by: fatbaby
I need to lay low for awhile and go unnoticed. I still need to stay in the U.S. though. Whats the best way to just disappear (w/o dying)? It's a long story. Any suggestions?

You can stay at my place and become my personal slave.

Hmmm, where are you located and will you provide kneepads or do i have to purchase my own? Thanks for your help.

Busfare and kneepads are included. Now quit yer yammering and make me a sammich.

 

[Ender]

Build yourself a room with a toilet in a wall. Hide out like that Iraqi did.

 

[Turkish]

Originally posted by: RishiS
Hide inside a wall.

not funny.

 

[brunswickite]

seriously, a good way ot lay low would be to go to a verry rural area like hte midwest, maybe do a official name change, die the hair, change the facial hair around.
you knwo the usual

 

[freebee]

First of all, posting on a public message board means they can track your ip....
Second, even if you are in a public place, most have security cams....depending who is tracking you, you are leaving a trail right now.

Don't go to some abandoned place....since a stranger in a small town always draws attention. Head towards the city with a large population. If you are of a particular ethnicity (for example chinese)...head towards a chinatown. Strangers don't draw suspicion.

 

[tweakmm]

I hope you aren't posting from your house. You hear that knock on your door?

 

[fatbaby]

HOLY CRAP! THEY'RE OUTSIDE!

I gotta leave now. Hopefully I'll be posting from a library or something.

It's been fun.

 

[RyanM]

Originally posted by: fatbaby

Originally posted by: chr6
join witness protection program if you saw someone get murdered

I didn't see anyone get murdered. Nope, i did not murder/steal/rape anyone/animals/buildings either. Lets just say "they" found me..

You are the One, Neo.

 

[brunswickite]

Originally posted by: freebee
First of all, posting on a public message board means they can track your ip....
Second, even if you are in a public place, most have security cams....depending who is tracking you, you are leaving a trail right now.

Don't go to some abandoned place....since a stranger in a small town always draws attention. Head towards the city with a large population. If you are of a particular ethnicity (for example chinese)...head towards a chinatown. Strangers don't draw suspicion.

i think the people he is running form probably do not track IP's, and dont know who him by his username.

 

[Feldenak]

Originally posted by: fatbaby

Lets just say "they" found me..

Ok, turn off Conspiracy Theory and get some fresh air.

 

[AgaBoogaBoo]

re-enact GTA3 or Vice City, take your pick.

Seriously, what they said. Change hair color, facial appearance, or take a vacation to Africa.

 

[isasir]

Originally posted by: Xiety

Originally posted by: RishiS
Hide inside a wall.

not funny.

I didn't claim it was supposed to be... It did work for that guy in Iraq afterall.