Originally posted by: Hayabusarider
Originally posted by: CrazyDe1
My guess is illegal immigrant and the INS is coming because you somehow got reported.
My guess is that Wduaqnug is after him.
most likely bet.
Originally posted by: Hayabusarider
Originally posted by: CrazyDe1
My guess is illegal immigrant and the INS is coming because you somehow got reported.
My guess is that Wduaqnug is after him.
Originally posted by: fatbaby
Nevermind about that, false alarm.
Well I am in the middle of suburbia somewhere in southern california. I have about $75k in the bank. How far can this get me?
Originally posted by: Triumph
What you can do, is find a wanted criminal who looks like you. Claim that you are him, turn yourself in, and do his 20 years. I gaurantee that no one would ever find you. You'd disappear for 20 years and no one would even think to look for you there.
Originally posted by: Triumph
What you can do, is find a wanted criminal who looks like you. Claim that you are him, turn yourself in, and do his 20 years. I gaurantee that no one would ever find you. You'd disappear for 20 years and no one would even think to look for you there.
Don't forget to line the inside of it with aluminum foil -- otherwise they'll be able to read your thoughts!!Originally posted by: Walleye
remember, they cant find you if you're wearing a yellow beanie. remember that well.
..... or luvyaOriginally posted by: Hayabusarider
Originally posted by: CrazyDe1
My guess is illegal immigrant and the INS is coming because you somehow got reported.
My guess is that Wduaqnug is after him.
Originally posted by: Triumph
What you can do, is find a wanted criminal who looks like you. Claim that you are him, turn yourself in, and do his 20 years. I gaurantee that no one would ever find you. You'd disappear for 20 years and no one would even think to look for you there.
Got hit by the ugly truck huh.Well the problem is is that i look like noone since i'm """unique""". And I don't think facial transplants (faceoff?) are feasible at this day and age. Hmmm, well which biome in north america is most suitable for a poor person?
It would have to be a criminal with no previous run-ins with the law right? Unless you could get the fingerprints of the fugitive who you are trying to impersonate.Originally posted by: Triumph
What you can do, is find a wanted criminal who looks like you. Claim that you are him, turn yourself in, and do his 20 years. I gaurantee that no one would ever find you. You'd disappear for 20 years and no one would even think to look for you there.
Originally posted by: Lizardman
dont run. Use that 75K to hire some body guards. Better yet use that money to put a hit on who ever is stalking you. Since you live in Southern Cali it should be real easy to set this up. Just go to the right bars and you will find what you need...