How do you call in sick?

[rudeguy]

me, "Can you make it without me there today?"
them, "Well, I guess. Is there som....."
me, click

 

[blakeatwork]

I tell my wife to call in for me... that way i don't have to practise beforehand...

 

[JulesMaximus]

Call boss, leave message. That's pretty much it.

 

[3point14]

boss: Where are you?
me: I'm sorry, I can't come into work today.
boss: Why?
me: I have a case of anal-glaucoma.
boss: huh, what's that?!?
me: I just can see my butt coming into work today!

 

[techfuzz]

I call my boss on his cell that morning and tell him I'm not feeling well and I'll be staying home. Heck, everyone knows you gotta take a day off here and there whether you're actually sick or not. I do come to work sometimes when I'm not feeling my best, but not contagious, and will stay for a couple hours and then head home. Other times I just feel like taking an unschedule day off.

techfuzz

 

[djNickb]

Yup I called in yesterday: 1st call, Front Desk: "Hi this is Nick, I'm not feeling well today and will not be in the office"
2nd call, my boss:"Hey Mark, it's Nick, I'm not feeling well today and won't be in" Both were left for voicemail and no one said anything to me about it today either.

 

[NetGuySC]

This will go over good, but I will not accept the phone calls from a wives. If they call, it is as if I never received a call. You will be no call/ no show (suspension), unless you are in a true emergency.

The reason is basic .. Your wife does not work here .. you do.

That is just a little pet peeve of mine.

 

[AgaBoogaBoo]

Calling late at night can be to your advantage because you can say you can't fall asleep and have a bad cough or something and don't think you'll make it tomorrow, but you'll let him/her know if you can do the last half of the day if you feel better.

 

[dquan97]

"Hello? I'm sick today."

 

[Squisher]

I'm not coming in today because of personal reasons.



Never tell'em why. Make them use their imaginations. They'll think it's something so horrible that you don't want to disclose it.

 

[MikeMike]

when my dad called in sick, he said
wait, he didnt call in sick, he just couldnt move. big problem there. (back, couldnt move easily)

i called off today, saying my mom is coming home for the first time in a week (true) and i have hmwk (true) i got bitched at. they said "I will talk with your manager and see if you will still be allowed to work here"
me: OK.
(job sucks, its washing dishes @ a local restraunt)

MIKE

 

[Yossarian]

Originally posted by: NetGuySC
This will go over good, but I will not accept the phone calls from a wives. If they call, it is as if I never received a call. You will be no call/ no show (suspension), unless you are in a true emergency.

The reason is basic .. Your wife does not work here .. you do.

That is just a little pet peeve of mine.

wow, you're a jerk.